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General Discussion / Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« on: May 01, 2014, 12:00:18 am »
Quote from: Steelmagic on April 30, 2014, 11:57:00 pm
I have a reputation among my friends of smelling terrible. Like, every deodorant I've used gets overwhelmed by my body odor.

Also

Spoiler:  WARNING: flatulence ahead (click to show/hide)

But that's somewhat off the current topic of smells.
Do you live with the Bolton family by any chance?

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Slaves to DZA: Miscellaneous Chitchat Thread
« on: April 30, 2014, 11:58:40 pm »
Jolly good!

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Derail Games: HHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG
« on: April 30, 2014, 11:39:18 pm »
Eh, s'all right. I've done nothing of note for the past several weeks either really, so I've no cause to complain.
That said, hope your situation improves.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: April 30, 2014, 11:25:29 pm »
Deliberate editing suffices to keep his memory out of the commonwealth.
Quote from: Furtuka on April 30, 2014, 11:24:27 pm
Let's see, what other significant events in forum history are there, there was the purging of the pony threads, the original b12 irc and the schism involving it, the trickster mode avatar fad, the 4x cheese spambot, the kitchenbots. Anything else?
The various gore spammers, though those were kinda lame.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: April 30, 2014, 11:20:41 pm »
Yeah, don't mention Toadburger.

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General Discussion / Re: [wot m8?] avin a giggle m8? (Happy thread?!)
« on: April 30, 2014, 11:17:37 pm »
Quote from: Knit tie on April 30, 2014, 11:17:04 pm
My favourite smell is that of old books. Don't ask.
delicious smell

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: April 30, 2014, 11:15:40 pm »
Quote from: GiglameshDespair on April 30, 2014, 07:41:05 pm
Quote from: greatorder on April 30, 2014, 07:18:38 pm
Quote from: Kadzar on April 30, 2014, 07:16:48 pm
I think fapping actually lowers your risk of prostate cancer, but that may just be an urban myth or something.
Apparently so O.o

A theory is that it removes carcinogens from your prostate. Or, as one website puts it, it 'clears your pipes'

EDIT: wait, this might mean I'm a walking bastion of anticancer.

WOOHOO!

Now just avoid everything on this list.
Quote
age
Babies
Being a woman
Being a man
Bacon
Quote
Being a woman
Being a man
Bacon
Quote
Bacon
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Bacon
Quote
BACON

Fuck that, I'll turn myself into a chair.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: THE END IS NEAR : Warning: May be more rational than reality.
« on: April 30, 2014, 10:53:40 pm »
I got a motorcycle. You calling 911? Careful, don't wait out in the open. I got a bad feeling about this.

Hop on my bike and get to a nearby alley or somewhere where I can see the apartment but not be easily seen. I wanna know if the police are insane yet or not.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Special People: Keep on Drivin'
« on: April 30, 2014, 10:45:07 pm »
...

Pass the time by imagining complex worlds and trying to imagine how they'd be effected by being flooded by sentient wigs.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you RRRAAAAGGGGEEEE today: TMI Edition
« on: April 30, 2014, 04:38:13 pm »
TINNITUS

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette OOC
« on: April 30, 2014, 04:37:11 pm »
Yay I have a flesh space suit!

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Mission 12: The Defense of Hephaestus: Don't taunt the dice.
« on: April 30, 2014, 04:36:32 pm »
Team B - Well Behaved Space Mantis

Fine, I'll tie them up.

Put all the people in one corner of the room and try to tie them together using any rope or such anywhere. Failing that, just stack them in the corners.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: April 30, 2014, 12:33:07 pm »
Quote from: tompliss on April 30, 2014, 09:20:04 am
My WTF  :
Quote from: Xantalos on April 30, 2014, 01:40:33 am
Watching the new Carrie. [snip]
bu now, I want to watch it :|
I think I was a bit tired when I did that.

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Mission 12: The Defense of Hephaestus: Don't taunt the dice.
« on: April 30, 2014, 12:29:13 pm »
Quote from: PyroDesu on April 30, 2014, 05:51:50 am
Here goes nothing.

Morul, Xan, this is your warning - shipwide barotrauma - hopefully - in just a moment.

Use whatever controls are available, from emergency siphons to simply opening bulkhead doors and airlocks, to evacuate all air from the ship, leave it a moment, and then repressurize the ship. If it's done fast enough, the barotrauma inflicted should knock out the crew.
...
Action edited for self defence.

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General Discussion / Re: Goblins: A Webcomic Through Their Eyes: The Quest For Unknown Blog
« on: April 30, 2014, 11:41:33 am »
He seems to be becoming a bit babbly.

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