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Ah, excellent. It would probably be better if I remembered how to cook, but them's the breaks.

There isn't any water and/or pots around here, is there? If not, there's probably ... I dunno, I could spit them on some sticks and roast them like marshmallows or something.

Today I had a conversation with a gentleman who goes to the karate dojo I go to about Skyrim. He's apparently having the expected trouble with getting SkyUI over to the Special Edition, and we chatted about that for a while.

I don't know his age, but I believe he's over 60. I didn't expect that topic out of him at all, and it was awesome to see that even someone as old as my grandfather can be as avid a gamer as some 20-somethings I know. Made me feel all giddy. 

"Hmm, that'd probably be a good idea. I forgot you guys need food and rest. Let's do that."

Carry Alphonse over to one of the farms and procure some food for the poor sod.

((Whoopsie, thought I'd already posted here.))

Bumper crop, you say?

Could we perhaps corrupt said harvest so as to make those who consume it more evil?

Alan, Utility Party Member Extraordinare

Low morale, you say? Time for some tasty snacks (perhaps chocolate and candy bars) and in-house (relatively speaking) entertainment consisting of stereo with upbeat music, I say!

Also, an impromptu sock-puppet show.

I've no objections, we've stayed in the court long enough that letting loose a bit will be good for us.

Looking over that glossary entry, I think we should perhaps head to the other large town in the province next. Cover all our bases, as it were.

AHAHAHAHAHHAAAHHAHAHAHAAA

I knew going to all that effort was worth it! Super-temple to Nokluvgn in the future, here we come!

Now then, we're not explicitly planning to do anything in particular this update, just let loose by being evil - far as I can tell, anyhow.
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Oh no wait, we burned down some villages and such. Hooray! Now then, to business. We've got control over the ruling court, a backwater village, and our branch in Nuulyd is starting to spread throughout the merchant networks in the province - or it will eventually, it's got that middle-class feel to it. Next thing for us to do to ensure the spread of the New Way goes unchecked is to ensure the old way can't object. Unless anyone has other ideas - cult management in particular, I'm not entirely sure what to do about that right yet - I believe it's time to fuck up some priests.

Go from village to village converting (forcibly if need be) the resident priests to the New Way. Perhaps disguise yourself as a higher-ranked priest who is speaking to his lessers on matters of priestly importance. If you can, take the mercenaries from the castle and their captain to escort you, perhaps by sending messages to the captain through dreams or somesuch. Take this opportunity to more fully convert the mercs to your service.

Any objections? Suggestions for what we do with our cult?