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Let's say Yoda hitches a ride with Padme. I don't think Anakin would think Padme was boning Yoda, so he wouldn't have reacted as violently, so I'll say Padme doesn't get choked. Yoda vs Anakin would have been awesome, with Anakin really showing off his potential. A duel between those two would have been like two magnets smashing into each other, rebounding and then smashing into each other again, over and over, like an infinity loop. In the end I think Anakin's reckless fury gets the best of him again, but instead of jumping to his dismemberment, he simply leaves himself open and Yoda zooms by with a one hit kill. Yoda makes sure he's dead, Anakin doesn't survive this one.

 The stress puts Padme in labor and she leaves Mustafar with Yoda. She gives birth to the twins and survives.

 Oh yeah, Palpatine skewers Kenobi with ease.

 Yoda doesn't bother attacking Palpatine, he's too entrenched at this point. Padme and Yoda take the kids to some backwater planet, not Dagobah. Padme raises the kids as their mother should, and Yoda starts their Jedi training early. The twins grow up without any other kids around them, so you know incest happens. They head off to join the Rebellion around age 18, they spend time away from each other and with other people, so they knock off the incest. Eventually the twins square off against the Emperor and his new apprentice. The Emperor tries to turn them by telling them Yoda and Padme killed their father, but then they're like "We know, they told us what happened. They told us you made our father ka-razy". The Emperor pits his apprentice against the twins, but he can't take them alone, so the Emperor joins the fight. Because the Sith are idiots, they end up fighting each other, and the twins use the opportunity well. The Emperor and his apprentice are killed, the Empire falls, and the heroes and the galaxy live happily ever after. The twins totally start making out and the credits roll.