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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Everything: Gaiden
« on: April 18, 2014, 02:29:02 am »
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I'm not even going to click on those links, but I'm going to assume that it's by HowToBasic.PW's is, mine aren't.
Not enough punchingXen stirs from where he'd fallen asleep.
HUNGRY
NEED FOOD
Head over to the closest kitchen and begin cooking with great prejudice.
With great Prejudice you say?
Not really terrifying, but it kind of creeped me out after reading about it for a couple hours.The Haast's Eagle has become memetic.
Apparently there's a lost photograph of a bunch of hunters/cowboys posing with the corpse of a so-called "Thunderbird", dating from the 1800s. It shows the body of either a massive (30-50 foot wingspan) bird or a pterosaur nailed to the side of a barn with wings outstretched, with several men standing in front of it indicating the scale. Despite many people remembering having seen the photo in print, nobody has yet been able to locate the original image.Spoiler (click to show/hide)
Apart from that, I also ran across a lot of people sharing their own eyewitness accounts of anomolously giant birds, and it turns out it's kind of creepy even if you don't believe in it, especially since they obviously do.
I just realized why - it highlights my inability to talk to or communicate with anyone but myself effectively.Oddly, I get lonely in crowds rather then when I'm actually alone. Just noticed that today.Seems normal. Happens to me too, it's one of the reasons I dislike school so much. I have absolutely no problem with being alone, unless I'm being alone while surrounded by people.
((Of course, how could I fuck up the plot otherwise?))((Maybe bringing the guy who's personality is 'fuck compromise I want a soda' on this mission wasn't the best plan((No, it is always a good idea to have a wildcard like Alan on these types of missions.))
Always.))
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((Well, I'll give you something to watch, then...))WHO THE FUCK IS KRIYELLA?!
Cromwell walks up before everyone, and gathers their attention by hitting his IV stand a few times.
*CLANG* *CLANG* *CLANG*
"Everyone, listen!
The first person to bring me Kriellya's Thumb will be given two points!
You'll get three points, if you bring me the whole arm!
This offer is open to anybody!
Do I have any takers?"
SAMEWHO GIVES A SHIT.NOT ME