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Quote from: Xantalos on April 02, 2014, 06:09:04 am

I'm reading Game of Thrones fanfiction where Tommen is the oldest Baratheon kid and oh god it's so gloriously cracky. Jon Snow becomes Jaime's squire and promptly gets knighted before the Starks even reach King's Landing, Sansa's betrothed isn't a giant dickface, and Robert Baratheon somehow became an unholy mix of Sherlock Holmes, Commander Shepard, and Fat Bastard, meaning he becomes ungodly competent to the point of figuring out a murder plot against him in less than half an hour.
Oh and Sandor isn't a whiny emo badass because Tommen isn't a bitch.
Sometimes it's good to read something to that effect - so against canon that it's hilarious.

Link. Now.

Uh.
Wait a sec.

Edit: http://archiveofourown.org/works/1092516/chapters/2199159

Maybe not as cracky as I made it out to be, but I find it amusing.

I'm reading Game of Thrones fanfiction where Tommen is the oldest Baratheon kid and oh god it's so gloriously cracky. Jon Snow becomes Jaime's squire and promptly gets knighted before the Starks even reach King's Landing, Sansa's betrothed isn't a giant dickface, and Robert Baratheon somehow became an unholy mix of Sherlock Holmes, Commander Shepard, and Fat Bastard, meaning he becomes ungodly competent to the point of figuring out a murder plot against him in less than half an hour.
Oh and Sandor isn't a whiny emo badass because Tommen isn't a bitch.
Sometimes it's good to read something to that effect - so against canon that it's hilarious.

His post count acts as padding

Nah, it's just kinda funny how boasting backfires on occasion.

Feel free to!

Do you really want Quantum Xan I'm gonna do it when I get back.

I don't!
Just keep punching and punching and punching and punching and punching and...


Man, this news has me more amused than anything in weeks.

We'll do it in the showers kitchen.

Quote from: piecewise on April 01, 2014, 11:29:57 pm

I can only imagine Jim sitting there, watching Tv, when Xan drags a screaming Grate into the room and out toward the airlock. And Jim looks over, shrugs, and then turns up the volume on the tv.

You missed the part where Jim tells Xan "get the fuck out of the way of the TV or I'll kill you," but otherwise yeah that's pretty much it. If GWG wants to be smug and annoying he can fend for himself.

Xan giggles the creepiest giggle ever heard.