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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: March 04, 2014, 01:17:31 am »
Try bananas. Dyou know how much they cost when you eat around 50 in a day?
A ... bunch.
8)

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Nah, 4-6 for each. They just don't seem to take up any room in my stomach.
Nomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnomnom

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I can't stop eating bananas. I've eaten about 10 bunches today.
This may have to go in the WTF thread as well.

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Mission 12: The Defense of Hephaestus
« on: March 03, 2014, 11:54:57 pm »
Team FFFFFFFFF
Quote from: Thomas to all Team F Personnel
"Excuse me, I am Thomas Harrison. Sent to reinforce team F. Are there any standing orders?
If we are given orders to move, do so. If not, take up a position near the Sword and scope up on the northern force.
Quote from: Xan->Thomas
I'm in command for now since Morul died. You're a sniper, correct? We're dealing with the forces attacking from the west. Mow down the regular sods or try to kill the battle suits if you want to - really, you just need to kill them.

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette OOC
« on: March 03, 2014, 11:52:36 pm »
The predominance of amps certainly makes for a boring battle. :(
C'mon people, more dakka!
I haven't actually attacked yet. You have not seen dakka yet.

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Mission 12: The Defense of Hephaestus
« on: March 03, 2014, 07:28:18 pm »
((Oh, read wrong. I'll target one battle suit and you get the other, perhaps?))

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Mission 12: The Defense of Hephaestus
« on: March 03, 2014, 06:36:11 pm »
Pancaek - Team B - Bunker 4

"Okay, so we've got two battlesuits incoming. I'll try and take care of at least one of them. You guys just...fire. Doesn't really matter what you kill, so long as you're kiling and keep on killing 'till they're all dead."

So, because I didn't actually get to attack last turn I get an exo bonus, yes? Heat a roughly 2 foot sphere in the pilot compartements of the battlesuits by 150. Repeat until they are both dead. If somehow the battlesuits are dead before I get to act/I'm allowed to get in another attack, heat 1 foot 150 degree spheres center mass in exosuit sods.
((We're dealing with the exosuit sods from the south, aren't we?))

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Special People: I need guns. Lots of guns.
« on: March 03, 2014, 05:51:24 pm »
((Excellent!))

Go to the bar and order a shit ton of booze. In bottles and such.

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Mission 12: The Defense of Hephaestus
« on: March 03, 2014, 04:06:33 pm »
Team F

Twist the necks of the exoskeleton sods around like a spinning top with my amp.

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First of all, determine if this body needs food.
Second, go rent the books the book recommended to read.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: BANANA BANANA BANANA: BANANARMAGEDDON NEARLY OVER
« on: March 03, 2014, 03:04:51 am »
Kill impersonator, enslave family.

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I'm pretty sure that B12 games has raised so many NSA red-flags that we're on a post-it on the wall under 'Those guys'.
We have specific files.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: March 03, 2014, 12:17:33 am »
Had to give up on a book (on eroticism) because it tried to convince me that rape is erotic.  You go, book.
Anything that people think is erotic is erotic. There's your lesson.

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Other Games / Re: How did you last *own*?
« on: March 02, 2014, 11:38:32 pm »
Eh, beat it on a friend's thing and it seemed to have all the same features.

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