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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« on: February 27, 2014, 02:18:21 pm »
You should try eating the egg rolls again every day and see if that has any effect.
This is the best advice.

My bad thing: big project without which I won't be able to graduate due tomorrow and its not even halfway done
FUCK

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: February 27, 2014, 02:07:40 pm »
On this very forum.

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well there goes any hope of me assocating with anything in that genre again

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End up being killed by me since I've developed a pathological hatred of superpowered beings sitting around doing nothing thanks to the magic girl RPs.

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The greek gods were all horrible dicks, basically, both to each other and mortals, only mortals couldn't really do anything about it.

HAlf of the legends are:
zeus has sex with woman while disguised as an animal.
woman has demigod child
Hera curses said woman/child
You missed an important detail.
Also water. He was a rainstorm at one point IIRC.

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The greek gods were all horrible dicks, basically, both to each other and mortals, only mortals couldn't really do anything about it.

HAlf of the legends are:
zeus has sex with woman
woman has demigod child
Hera curses said woman/child
Robert Baratheon is obviously Zeus before he ascended to god hood.

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Neither did Zeus when he fought ... Triton? Typhon. King of monsters. He spent a while as a pile of limbs in a basket before the other gods stole him back and he dropped a mountain on big T.
The Greek gods were nice people, weren't they? Big on eternal pain, kinda thing.
Well yeah. Big on sex too. Aphrodite was born out of the reaction that occurred when Ouranous's testicle juice hit the ocean, and later cursed Medusa to be Medusa after she got raped by the god of the ocean in her temple.
Yay

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Borrowed it from Azathoth. I figured I'd go back to the classics for a bit.

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Neither did Zeus when he fought ... Triton? Typhon. King of monsters. He spent a while as a pile of limbs in a basket before the other gods stole him back and he dropped a mountain on big T.

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CONSUME LIFEBLOOD OF A DRAGON TO REGAIN STRENTH

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No, he only got imprisoned.

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Watching an LP of God of War 3:
Alright, besides the obvious thing of the gods being able to be killed in the first place and some god/Titan designs being terrible, for fucks sake Kratos don't go on a god killing rampage and then only fuck Aphrodite. Kill her too! I want a protagonist who's a horrible person rather than 'mynah I'm grim and sullen and kills everyone but I's a good guy and only did bad things because of the gods mynah'

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Into a World Unknown
« on: February 27, 2014, 01:26:30 am »
Ohyissssssss
If I may suggest a name... Hassan.
Male
Int 10
Dex 5
Silver Tongue

I like this. Convincing anyone of anything sounds like a good time. Maybe a slight stat rebalance, though, since we only need 7 int for silver tongue:

Str 2
Mag 3
Dex 2
Int 8

My reasoning for min maxing like that is because we're the leader of our party, and are the one who coordinates the various people, heads negotiations, leads the way, etcetera. We don't need to be good at fighting or magic since we have other people to do that for us. The 5 dex is so we can run and hide if something goes outrageously wrong.

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SMACK COLD WITH FLAMING PIMP HAND

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Into a World Unknown
« on: February 26, 2014, 11:43:23 pm »
Have you ever read Tales of an Industrious Rogue?

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Into a World Unknown
« on: February 26, 2014, 11:39:00 pm »
Aw darn, thought I was going to be able to be riduculous like I usually am in these things.
Still...editing.

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