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Roll To Dodge / Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: A Public Service Announcement
« on: February 24, 2014, 04:06:51 pm »+1Let's not do that. I don't want to ever meet Grate's father, in any context. Let's try to increase survivalisous and sporties.+1
Arrange for a nice holiday in Somalia. Try to pay off some pirates to kidnap Grate, then refuse to pay the ransom until Grate manages to break out of captivity. Worst case scenario, he's held hostage by drugged up pirates for years on end, which should increase some stat.
We need to do something constructive, guys. And we can't hurt Dad the White, since we're Dad the White, even though he seems to have also taken on a sentience of his own, which is a bit confusing and more than a little bit disturbing.
Also, he's Tyler Daden.
So basically what I'm getting here is that PW wasn't in a position to murder everyone, so we went full minimalist EAT THE WALLS style bonkers.Worse.