May 9, 2024: The May '24 Report is up.
News: April 23, 2024: Dwarf Fortress 50.13 has been released.
News: February 4, 2021: Dwarf Fortress Talk #28 has been posted.
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They both are!Hmm. Which vampire mod would you guys choose, Better Vampires or Vampiric Thirst?
Whichever is more in line with a pleasantly fascist while still layman-accessible standard for immersive, cohesive lore.
We need the biohorror team to finish up, and finalize the budget use and team positions. Then we'll timeskip.Plus I need to do my preparations in case I die sometime in the attack, unless it can be assumed that I do that in the timeskip.
If we are talking about misplaced humour through misplaced racism, how about we do something that ought to fit the locale more..
FIND FASTFOOD-JOINT!
CONSUME BURGERS. ALL THE BURGERS!
Ye-ah... let's do an "You are "American"(from the USA)"" some-time. Heaps of fun and infuriated people. Just... let's not do it now nor here. Neither the russian one, unless Yourmaster is itching for that kind of game... (Not-with-standing, Xan, it would be fun, true enough..)
Get yourself a real sword - Katanas require intensive care, and break or bend at every other turn - or at the first sign of unskilled use.
Even better, get yourself a "Battle Axe" at the next... home-depot ought to have those, right? Should'nt cost more than 50 bucks tops either. Else, get the sword for 125. No, really - Katanas are a bad idea. They cut well if you use them the right way, but for an untrained man a normal sword is untold times better. Like, at least 5 times.
Lets try answering the door, if they haven't got a warrant then tell then to get lost.Do this.
keep a gun ready but out of sight in case it's thugs.
(if it's a raid then we don't have much time at all, and should run out the back.)
Excellent!I just opened the bag tonight. It was one of those plastic bags you buy at the store.PRE DINNER SNACK!
IT'S GOOD FOR YOU!
(Yes, I have just watched regular ordinary swedish meal time.)
+1drr drr"Alright class, who invented the lightbulb?"Send Grate to school, in full power armor, with his goddess harem.
+1
He gots to get his learnings.
And the other kids have to know who is the rightful ruler of mankind.
"I DID."
"Hiya, this is one of the teachers from kindergarten, I'm afraid little Grate's been making some trouble."
"Ooh, has he killed anyone yet?"
"... No? Er, he's just being claiming that everyone is below him and that all that can be seen is his. I think the little tyke's got a little pride problem there!"
"Claiming? IT IS HIS. HE IS THE GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND. YOU SHALL PAY FOR THIS. HECATE, UNLEASH THE HOUNDS."
