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Roll To Dodge / Re: Special People: Preparing for Mission 2
« on: February 10, 2014, 04:57:32 pm »
GET RID OF THESE BEARS AND I'LL GO!
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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette OOC
« on: February 10, 2014, 04:20:39 pm »Bolded bit: AGAHAGAYEBRGSHRFYtshdtsyrrrr((I'm only up to mission 9, so an update would be surely appreciated. Something about planetary defense?))We finished that. After cleaning up from the invasion and a subsequent minor incident or two *whistles innocently* we're now working on preparing for What Comes Next.Make my tail longer (long enough to reach around my head and stab someone in front of me) and put a three-pronged pincer similar to the one at the far right of the second row down on the end of it.That's four-pronged, isn't it?
And no, the Pincernaut's three-pronged. I should know, I made enough creatures with it.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Special People: Preparing for Mission 2
« on: February 10, 2014, 04:17:38 pm »
Do a tuck and roll over to the plunger swords and brandish them at the bears while repeating that song I made up at war cry volume.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Dodge Princess Celestia, Act II! (Chapter 75: Breakout)
« on: February 10, 2014, 03:45:54 pm »
Have a good break, man.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 6: Enjoying the Gub Life?
« on: February 10, 2014, 03:42:43 pm »
Begin whining about how I need a limb attached to my body capable of grasping things to be able to do anything while I draw up plans for how to make the tree into Tree Stew for the Soul:
1. Chop up tree until mulch.
2. Insert liquid (optional measure).
3. Immerse self in mulch and exude a single emotion very intensely for a period of 2 days. In Niklas' case, he'll choose glee. The emotion will soak into the food and imbue the eater with the emotion.
4. Insert whatever other ingredients you can find (in Niklas' case, bits of table, the floor, dirt, a fungus if he finds one, and several shards of metal; shattering the awl will do for this.
5. Shout at mixture for several hours while mixing it for effect.
6. Done!
1. Chop up tree until mulch.
2. Insert liquid (optional measure).
3. Immerse self in mulch and exude a single emotion very intensely for a period of 2 days. In Niklas' case, he'll choose glee. The emotion will soak into the food and imbue the eater with the emotion.
4. Insert whatever other ingredients you can find (in Niklas' case, bits of table, the floor, dirt, a fungus if he finds one, and several shards of metal; shattering the awl will do for this.
5. Shout at mixture for several hours while mixing it for effect.
6. Done!
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General Discussion / Re: Goblins: Fuck Your Herbert; Cleric Battle Done Right
« on: February 10, 2014, 03:30:44 pm »
Helmet removal dun dun duuuunnnnn
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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette
« on: February 10, 2014, 03:28:47 pm »
Make my tail longer (long enough to reach around my head and stab someone in front of me) and put a three-pronged pincer similar to the one at the far right of the second row down on the end of it.
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: February 10, 2014, 03:44:01 am »Insert grumbling sounds.Long distance relationships.Due to my lack of experience in relationships full stop, I cannot make any comments about this.
They suck.
Oh dammit, body. Don't pull up the 'Hey, you're lonely!' feeling again.
Basically all the worst parts of a relationship - missing the other person, worry, - and none of the good parts, i.e. doing stuff together, physical contact, instead never being able to be there and having a horrible concern that they'll get bored of you and find someone better, someone who can be there, because why would they stay with a dull, ugly person who they see once a month if that. The very real chance you won't see each other on birthdays, anniversaries, or you'll be sick on the days you would otherwise visit and losing your chance to see each other for another month.
Yeah. Long distance relationships.
Not the best, but better than the alternative of breaking up.
The amusing thing was before the relationship I was completely fine with solitude.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Rise of the Magic Girls v2 OOC: Oh mah gawd, the angst!
« on: February 10, 2014, 03:10:48 am »Well then xD Now that I think about it, it's only illegal within the confines of the game and as long as weUnlawful sex.Some states sorta follow a thing called "Romeo and Juliet Laws" or something like that and state that if two minors have sexual intercourse they both are guilty of engaging in unlawful sex.Yeah, below age of consent makes it statutory rape whether or not both parties agree. Everything before sex though is perfectly legal though xDWhat if both parties are underage? Did they rape each other with consent or something?
Uh.
My brain stopped working.
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Other Games / Re: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
« on: February 10, 2014, 02:14:35 am »
...
Fire miniaturized Greybeards in place of arrows at people?
That could be lore friendly in the right context.
Fire miniaturized Greybeards in place of arrows at people?
That could be lore friendly in the right context.
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Other Games / Re: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
« on: February 10, 2014, 02:11:28 am »A knockback on-hit bow sounds insanely fun.Or enchant an arrow with a high-level Frenzy spell and fire it into the midst of a crowd.
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Other Games / Re: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
« on: February 10, 2014, 01:58:31 am »I don't think that's lore-friendly.So? Mod.
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Other Games / Re: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
« on: February 10, 2014, 01:51:59 am »
Is there a mod that let's you enchant arrows with spells that go off when they hit a target?
Because having Fus Ro arrows would be pretty damn cool.
Because having Fus Ro arrows would be pretty damn cool.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Rise of the Magic Girls v2 OOC: Oh mah gawd, the angst!
« on: February 10, 2014, 01:44:30 am »Yeah, below age of consent makes it statutory rape whether or not both parties agree. Everything before sex though is perfectly legal though xDWhat if both parties are underage? Did they rape each other with consent or something?
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: ~You are Trapped~ *Magic!* *Adventure!*
« on: February 10, 2014, 01:40:38 am »
Whisper to those following me: Keep quiet.
Cautiously creep forward. Keep quiet.
Cautiously creep forward. Keep quiet.