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Xankarvo stares momentarily at him.

"Your people gave me a vessel to channel their voice. If you survive, and can inform me through it, let me know. Remember my name."

He turns away from the god.

"Everyone else, we're leaving! Now!"

Get out of the Most-Beautiful's place. Move with extreme haste.

Wait, you mean Alan got where he is in life completely drug free?
Well, I guess it's true what they say then, champions don't do drugs.

Kinda? He's certainly done drugs before, but not really. He doesn't actually have any knowledge of what they're for - he thinks cannabis is a weird type of spinach, for instance. This obviously lead to a great deal of shenanigans when he watched Popeye the Sailor Man. He's also accidentally made cinnamon buns frosted with cocaine icing for more than a few kindergarten kids classes. Stuff like that. He's mostly high enough on life that he doesn't really develop dependencies on drugs even if he knew what they were.

Hey, where'd Ike go? Go find him and show him Bill And Ted! It's just another wacky addition to the cast of side characters I seem to be building up around myself.

"My gut is telling me something hazardous is coming, confirmed by Mr. Bird up there confirming there is something on the horizon. However, the Most-Beautiful evidently has anticipated this or something like it and is about to conclude a long-running gambit likely to do with faith manipulation; there may be benefits in staying for the moment to observe. For now I'm withholding my decision until he gives me an answer. What is your opinion? You are one of the few rational individuals present."

"You're not on Earth anymore, you stupid fucker. You're not even human anymore. This is why we possess reality-altering words, I can survive without bones in most of my body, and you possess a sword that is incredibly ... interesting."

"No you may not."

"Oh. I had not noticed." Daniels says, enunciating his words incredibly carefully.

"Gentlemen, you have two choices. Whoever this is tells me that El is to the west of here. You will travel with me to there, or I will take the gold egg thing you have with you, Wilde, and unleash what is inside of it upon ... well, whichever sufficiently large group of people I come across, really. Also probably give the blacksmith here some extremely unpleasant experiences before his body gives out. Minstep, I'm not really going to harm you since you have not subjected me to numerous things worthy of retribution."

Extortion!

((I tried not to be an avatar of pettiness, I really did.))