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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: January 31, 2014, 01:02:11 pm »
Lord of the Flies slashfics.
Why would anybody write this fucksakes Golding deliberately made all of the characters prepubescent boys to avoid this kind of thing.
Excuse me while I strangle the Internet in revenge.

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Other Games / Re: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
« on: January 31, 2014, 01:00:52 pm »
An unfortunate result of their training, I would think.
How so, though?

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Special People: Preparing for Mission 2
« on: January 31, 2014, 12:50:36 pm »
Alan frowns at the fire.

Summon several high pressure water hoses that are aimed at the fox. Once it goes out, walk up and slap it.

Now go clean up your ashes, you litterer!

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Everything: Gaiden
« on: January 31, 2014, 12:20:10 pm »
Too lazy

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: January 31, 2014, 02:46:25 am »
Hah! Never got addicted to that.

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Retreat to a safe distance :read 'run the fuck away': and hide in one of the hiding spots I've undoubtedly found in the camp.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: WELCOME TO THE BEAROSPHERE!
« on: January 31, 2014, 02:11:25 am »
EVE ONLINE
ISK SHALL BE HIS FRIEND

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So immortal
Such attention
Wow

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((I now see Yomiko's stomach as a portal to Void.))
It is our moral imperative as Bay12ers to exploit this for all we can. Somehow.
Whole heartily agree. It needs to be exploited.
...That wouldn't even be possible. Stated by Rag.
Quote?
It was on Skype.

This is le true. No permanent portals to Void unless you want constant invasion by eldritch horrors.
So?

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Special People: Preparing for Mission 2
« on: January 31, 2014, 01:24:40 am »
WELL SCREW YOU YOU'RE ORANGE AND YOU'RE GETTING A SONG

Equip the most flamboyant pair of shoes, top hat, and cane possible. Begin tap dancing while singing:

Bears suck~
They're horrible when pickled
Bears SUCK
THEY KILL YOU WHEN THEY'RE TICKLED
But they have a vulnerability unmatched by any mortal creature due entirely in part to their horrific spawning place beyond the stars....
BUT I WON'T TELL YOU
because you suck
Thou art as frivolous as a duck
No shut up
A duck is totally frivolous
I don't know what that word means, but I assume that it's your fault~
YOU SHOULD FEEL ASHAMED
Hebebebebebeskibbidydoobadeedoo
That was the call of repel bears just in case you forgot
Because the point of this song is...
BEARS........
SSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK!!


Finish it off with a snazzy pose.

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Nope. Let's go!

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((This is going to be a fun civil war.))

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Let's do it!
Wait. Can you possibly give me a body before we go? I'm a chair with 2 legs right now.

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((Or all three.))

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Where's that?

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