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« on: January 31, 2014, 01:24:40 am »
WELL SCREW YOU YOU'RE ORANGE AND YOU'RE GETTING A SONG
Equip the most flamboyant pair of shoes, top hat, and cane possible. Begin tap dancing while singing:
Bears suck~
They're horrible when pickled
Bears SUCK
THEY KILL YOU WHEN THEY'RE TICKLED
But they have a vulnerability unmatched by any mortal creature due entirely in part to their horrific spawning place beyond the stars....
BUT I WON'T TELL YOU
because you suck
Thou art as frivolous as a duck
No shut up
A duck is totally frivolous
I don't know what that word means, but I assume that it's your fault~
YOU SHOULD FEEL ASHAMED
Hebebebebebeskibbidydoobadeedoo
That was the call of repel bears just in case you forgot
Because the point of this song is...
BEARS........
SSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK!!
Finish it off with a snazzy pose.