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"That would make sense given the nature of universes back in the mortal realm," Xankarvo muses. "I swore a blood oath at one point or another in the past to find the place, and now I am the last member of that pact who has not died and reincarnated elsewhere. My followers accompany me on this quest for reasons of their own - safety in numbers for the most part. Tell me, are you interested in finding the origin point of these hells and heavens?"

Recruit a god perhaps?

lawas you said this was gonna be good but I didn't realize it was going to be this beautiful!

I'm in like a damn ... I dunno, crab eating another crab or something. Point is, here's a character concept, coming straight out of a mixture of one of my friends, my recent viewing of Scarface, and the general brand of mentally unhinged psychos I let loose in nearly any forum game I find myself in.

Roberto 'Mister Baileys' Curio de Kumquato de Xantaloficago Al Dente Fettucine Armageddon de Cocina de la Long Huang Xing Shangsheng Leprás Burgonya Meowington Fergus

Call him Bailey, it's easier. He's been around the block, many that might not even exist. He's ingested such a vast quantity of crab drugs throughout his lifetime that he's obtained a rather notorious reputation in seemingly every occupied settlement of sapient beings on the mortal plane - if there are more than three people in a room, odds are at least one of them has met Bailey in some way, shape, or form.

The accounts of him vary - sometimes he's an amateur opera performer, sometimes he runs childcare centres, other times he sells human meat he found in a back alley to their unsuspecting relatives. One thing that remains constant with every sighting of him, however, is his ridiculous fighting prowess and tendency to go off on a whim - his temper is mercurial at best, and can be set off by something as little as a green cardigan. He studied crab karate, he claims, up in a remote mountain range somewhere he ended up in after a particularly rowdy drinking session. Ended up staying in this monastery for like ... he dunno, four hundred years? Or four hundred seconds? Too high to tell. Either way, he obtained an uncanny skill in hurting things from it. Also like totally rad martial arts shit, like the whole unnatural strength, speed, reflexes and stuff deal.

Bailey's also really good with knives. He apparently worked in a kitchen for a little while and got bored, and now he collects the damn things. Keeps them meticulously sharp, cuts random things when he gets bored, which is easily, and gets a dangerously gleeful look in his eye whenever he's holding one.

He also takes drugs constantly. His body is more than likely half drugs in mass at this point.

For skills ... I'm not quite sure how the custom skills are supposed to be arranged, but I know the three main ones would be Fight/Lift/Drive because Mr. Baileys never passed crab driving school.

Where'd Julio go anyway? I think he headed off to avoid seeing Elan again and dying dramatically since older mentor figure and all, but I can't remember where he went.

HMM THAT MIGHT BE A GOOD IDEA

I figured Dark Age tech wasn't designed for humans at all - their entire military was made up of the Men of Iron.