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why's the spirit of creation going around killing things?

Because she's a giant bitch.
That's literally the best fitting answer.
Although technically she only created everything ever in the RotMG multiverse due to conflicting canon.

He also at one point tried to breed a new breed of supersoldier by crossbreeding apes and humans.
Didn't work out that well.

Eh, y'know what, I feel like chancin' it. Why don't we go look fer crap on the way back to the bunker?

Gnaw on wall, spit chocolate out. Repeat.

Hinduism laughs at your tiny pantheon of only 8 or however many gods.

Quote from: Xantalos on January 16, 2014, 02:30:20 am

Why? Wasn't it only 3 gods or something?

That was before, I had only posted part of the Pantheon. Go check it again.

Where is that? These threads move so fast I'm not even gonna bother.

Hm.
Examine the room. Are there any obvious exits?

Coat my foot in that kinetic absorption gel that Billy Mays once advertised and kick one of the crabs off while whacking another one with a plunger!

((Indeed. I do enjoy the fact that while everyone else is doing important mission stuff or experimenting, Alan ends up fighting debris crabs with twin plunger swords on top of a mobile squid raft-throne ))