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Yeah but she's a dragon, not a wyrm. Assuming there's any actual difference.

Some difference probably exists, but I'd be surprised if it's something you can tell from first glance. Up to Mcclay how Wyrms look like, I guess.
Wyrms have 4 limbs, traditional dragons have 6.

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You should change the access settings.

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Other Games / Re: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
« on: January 15, 2014, 07:07:53 pm »
You're both amazing. Now I can get J'Zargo to do useful stuff!

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Kalpa: A Game of Divinity OOC
« on: January 15, 2014, 07:06:31 pm »
Maybe Teskort used to be a masochist?

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: January 15, 2014, 07:05:56 pm »
The guy that converted the bulldozer into the tank?
Yep.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: January 15, 2014, 07:05:39 pm »
I'll take your word with the movie.
Though considering what happens with the OS', I'd think Samantha was capable of love, at least until
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: January 15, 2014, 07:03:41 pm »
Once you leave, you can get into an engineering course.

Once you get into an engineering course, you can specialize in mechanical engineering.

Once you specialize in mechanical engineering, you can create a super-tank.

Once you create a super-tank, you can drive it over anyone who ever wronged you while laughing maniacally.

But only if you get good grades.
There was actually a guy who did that, wasn't there?

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: January 15, 2014, 06:59:05 pm »
An argument amongst a class as to whether you can fall in love with a computer, inspired by the movie Her.
Several people made arguments that it was scarily easy to substitute 'computer' for 'black' or 'gay', etc, and have them still make sense, more misunderstood what a computer was, and some people convinced themselves that evolution was a computer.
Somehow. 

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If you wanna know more, read Boot Camp by Todd Strasser. It gives an insight to some of the more brutal places.

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Other Games / Re: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
« on: January 15, 2014, 06:53:44 pm »
She sucks at carrying the burden of bring hit for me goddammit no Lydia I need you to go hit things with your sword where the hell did you get that bow neither of us have one in our inventories shit now I'm dead thanks for not aggroing.

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Hitler was also a crack addict, to provide a bit more separation.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: January 15, 2014, 06:50:19 pm »
I just got subjected to the biggest bunch of logical fallacies, gaps, inconsistencies, and most twisted arguments I've ever heard in such quick succession.
My brain is trying to grow limbs so it can kill the people who did them was how severe it was.
You can't just say that without subjecting us to it.
WE ARE READY TO VIEW THIS ELDRITCH KNOWLEDGE
I'll just say that some people don't know what sentience is and leave it at that.

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette Survey Team
« on: January 15, 2014, 06:42:23 pm »
((Why not all?))

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Combat Teams
« on: January 15, 2014, 06:40:33 pm »
"Right. The giant brain is a decoy. The real core is elsewhere, likely deeper down. Get ready, things could get rough."

Engage loudspeaker, and hold the flamer at the ready. Don't aim at anything yet, but get ready to.

"Right. Can you direct us to our teammate? I've no problem with you, but we aren't leaving a man behind."

((Really, I'd consider us all to be a threat. I mean, your body considers all foreign objects to be dangerous, why would this one? Follow the DF principle. Everything wants to kill you. It may not try, but it wants to.))
If this works: Xan follows along, showing no sign of hostility but continuing to ready his brain to reinforce his will (charge amp).
If it doesn't: Xan grumps and heads back down to the bottom level.

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Jesus. Fucking. CHRIST.
What's thi-
Well then.
Excuse me I need to go rip apart a mannequin I keep in my closet for these occasions so I don't murder the next person I see.
Ta ta~
You clearly have violent tendencies. Beware lest you get shipped to dig-out-tree-stumps-land.

He is probably too poor to pay for being basically kidnapped.
I mean fuck, I can go to Oceania and get it done for free.

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