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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: January 01, 2014, 06:33:10 pm »
Dammit Jehovah stop trying to punish people for doing things you ostensibly made them do in the first place
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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Repair and Rescue
« on: January 01, 2014, 05:36:36 pm »
((Or I could eat it and gain its power.))
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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Repair and Rescue
« on: January 01, 2014, 05:31:51 pm »
((I was wondering this before. Heh. Seems like May to have accidentally left a basilisk lying about.))
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 5: The Path of Dreams
« on: January 01, 2014, 04:09:57 pm »
Come, chair friend, we must hurry!
Grab the chair and run for it!
Grab the chair and run for it!
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General Discussion / Re: Goblins: A Webcomic Through Their Eyes: Forgath confronts Darth Kore
« on: January 01, 2014, 04:02:03 pm »
Forgath I am your father.
They're on a bridge and everything!
They're on a bridge and everything!
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Survival At Its Finest: The Shortest Turn
« on: January 01, 2014, 03:55:39 pm »
((Whops. One unit of time, please.))
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Survival At Its Finest: The Shortest Turn
« on: January 01, 2014, 06:39:00 am »
Aw c'mon, you can tell us what's in the room! After all, we are customers, right? I might not bring my business back here if I don't get to see what's in that room.
Persuade!
Persuade!
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 5: The Path of Dreams
« on: January 01, 2014, 06:37:31 am »
Attempt to take control of the chair! If successful, have it fly up onto the man's head and break his neck by catching his neck inbetween 2 legs and twisting. If not successful, attempt again to reverse the grip while pointing out the chair to the guy.
((Oh dear.))
((Oh dear.))
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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: How do you move past people blocking your way?
« on: January 01, 2014, 04:55:31 am »
Kill them! Corpses don't block yer way.
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General Discussion / Re: New Year's Eve/Day 2013/14
« on: January 01, 2014, 03:26:15 am »
Wait what's this?
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DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Most Brutal/Badass Things You've Done Thread
« on: January 01, 2014, 03:18:31 am »
I ... well I bisected a bronze colossus with a mining pick once.
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General Discussion / Re: [(•ω•)] U wot m8 (happy thread?!)
« on: January 01, 2014, 02:58:31 am »
Ah Game of Thrones I forgot your backstabbery.
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DF General Discussion / Re: Things that made you say "Typical F-king Dwarf Fortress"
« on: January 01, 2014, 02:54:55 am »
I got a quest to kill myself.
The village then massacred themselves on the end of my pick. As I stood on a pile of corpses, I contemplated completing the quest.
Dorf Fortress.
The village then massacred themselves on the end of my pick. As I stood on a pile of corpses, I contemplated completing the quest.
Dorf Fortress.
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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Combat Teams
« on: January 01, 2014, 02:26:37 am »Quote from: Xan->Bioterror team
Extract a sample and bring it to me. I will analyze.
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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Repair and Rescue
« on: January 01, 2014, 01:37:00 am »
((Huh.))