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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Everything: Gaiden
« on: December 20, 2013, 02:55:37 pm »
He belches in answer, emitting a faint smell of blood.

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Break from school! So I can read it.

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Combat Teams
« on: December 20, 2013, 02:46:14 pm »
Crossposting in this thread since I'm in there now:
Not at all. If you rated me from 1 to 6, I would have a rating of -1.

Go to Jim's combat team because bringing the shapeshifter to the biological amp overload area is a good idea.

Follow me, new meat.

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Repair and Rescue
« on: December 20, 2013, 01:59:02 pm »
Not at all. If you rated me from 1 to 6, I would have a rating of -1.

Go to Jim's combat team because bringing the shapeshifter to the biological amp overload area is a good idea.

Follow me, new meat.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Alien - The New Day
« on: December 20, 2013, 01:05:25 pm »
I'll continue.

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Other Games / Re: The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
« on: December 20, 2013, 01:04:38 pm »
If you kill with unarmed while sleeping you do a WWE-style takedown. It's fun.

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No sir won't get you punished at all!

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: December 20, 2013, 02:48:57 am »
I found out about Sword of Truth.
Now now, pacifist hippies were only massacred once by the protagonists in the series as far as I know. And those hippies were "insufferably self-righteous" in their non-violent protest, so of course it was righteous to murder them.
Plus Richard's thing rising inside him.
And the food sex.
And the kicking a little girl in the face.
And the chicken that was not a chicken.
Personally it was the constant authorial soapboxing that did it for me. Purely as fiction those books are almost unreadable, and they manage to be even worse when you pay attention to the subtext. Sort of like Rand's... books. I'll be charitable and say that the Sword of Truth series does manage to be better than that, though, if barely.
Like where the guy bans fire.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: December 20, 2013, 02:39:36 am »
I found out about Sword of Truth.
Now now, pacifist hippies were only massacred once by the protagonists in the series as far as I know. And those hippies were "insufferably self-righteous" in their non-violent protest, so of course it was righteous to murder them.
Plus Richard's thing rising inside him.
And the food sex.
And the kicking a little girl in the face.
And the chicken that was not a chicken.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Everything: Gaiden: Arena
« on: December 20, 2013, 02:38:41 am »
Trip Tarask in such a way that he falls into Lucinda.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Everything: Gaiden
« on: December 20, 2013, 01:59:47 am »
Vargak Cirrembil's Theory of Hyperspatial Cake. He was rather unstable.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Everything: Gaiden
« on: December 20, 2013, 01:55:30 am »
That one's not omniscient. But I'm not either.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Everything: Gaiden
« on: December 20, 2013, 01:44:44 am »
Yes, I could override that if I wished.

A random book floats over from a bookshelf over to Trickster, where it flops down by his nose and opens to the first page.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Everything: Gaiden
« on: December 20, 2013, 01:28:32 am »
"Great. My first non refugee visitor is a god who probably has no interest in books. I don't suppose my sanctuary spell affects you?"
Sanctuary spell? However I'm interested in books. What do you have?

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