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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: OSHA nightmares
« on: December 17, 2013, 09:39:52 pm »
((Or she's eating babies to recover her strength.))
((No, Pancaek messaged her to try to be her disciple/fanboy and the automated response said she was asleep.
First time in 800 years apparently.))

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: OSHA nightmares
« on: December 17, 2013, 09:36:08 pm »
((More conspiracy theory about AM: she's sleeping right now. So we can probably infer her power is a charge thing and she used most of it up in her fight with Grate, hence her sleeping.))

As May trots along the ruined ship, she comes across a naked sexless person. Well, a new one anyways.

"Hey, you're new. Welcome to the HRMC/ARM/Socialist Soviet Republics or whatever we are now. I'm May. I'm a veteran, though not super strong like the other ones. You can tell which ones are veterans because they're giant robots and/or having an existentialist breakdown in the corner. I used to be this guy, Elizas Roxine Colton. You might have heard of him, he went around trying to recreate the exploits of Genghis Khan until he got captured and sent here. He pulled some girl's pants off and then tried flirting with the lady that runs the armory. She then hit him so hard he turned into a white girl. That's why I'm here. It hurt when she did that, but then I got boobies so I count it as a positive experience. I'd introduce you to my boyfriend, but he's in the med-bay recovering from losing an arm. In fact, a lot of people are recovering. If you can't tell, we were just victims of a giant explosion that started when a kid ate a pill made of kinetic magic. That's a long story, someone else can fill in the details.

Anyways, you got any questions?"

"Need amps. Where are they stored?"

"You go to the Armory Master to get one of those, but I don't know where she is right now. You could get one from a charitable veteran, though I don't exactly know how they get installed in you. I prefer Manipulators myself, less hassle."
"Very well."
((Go ask the Doc to do it, I'd guess.))

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: December 17, 2013, 09:32:44 pm »
All true there, misko. It was mostly venting anyway since I grew up with said stepdad actively encouraging me to hate myself for no real reason and sometimes it breaks through still.
Should probably get a person I can actually talk to and stuff.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Everything: Gaiden: Arena
« on: December 17, 2013, 08:40:18 pm »
edited very slightly.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: December 17, 2013, 08:37:12 pm »
Yeah it did for a while but then it kinda slipped back into terribility after a while. Mostly thanks to my laziness.
Buh. I can't really make myself give a shit about anything, which would be kinda terrifying in retrospect.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Everything: Gaiden: Arena
« on: December 17, 2013, 08:34:58 pm »
Use that Laughing Faces spell on the Superego thing. Make the faces that of their loved ones, only laughing derisevely at them.

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: OSHA nightmares
« on: December 17, 2013, 08:21:34 pm »
((Also if anyone wants Xan for the combat teams just tell me and I'll go over to your team after I'm done the transformation.))

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« on: December 17, 2013, 08:04:45 pm »
I know how not to fail, I just lack the willpower to do it.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Competition II - New Life
« on: December 17, 2013, 07:52:15 pm »
I'm just busy (and kinda screwed myself over at school as well), so I can't really think f a suitable thing to do.
Keep it going guys! It's an interesting game!

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« on: December 17, 2013, 07:49:51 pm »
Very likely to fail school.
It's my fault entirely.
FFfffffffaaaaaaaq

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: OSHA nightmares
« on: December 17, 2013, 07:37:29 pm »
((Ivan was just a Proto-Altered, though. Far as I know (yet) they just had a psychic hivemind of some sort and the ability to mutate rapidly. In essence, a more potent form of Xan.))

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Everything: Gaiden
« on: December 17, 2013, 07:28:37 pm »
Carnage!
Crikey!
A large amount of wrestlers popping into existence out of nowhere!

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you sad today thread.
« on: December 17, 2013, 07:23:18 pm »
Know what's the worst part of having a stepdad say to you for years on end that you're a failure, a worthless bitch, when you get into the 'real world' you're gonna die/end up living on a street corner, you suck, fuck you for [insert 'forgetting to do random menial task ie dishes, garbage' or 'lost a spoon' or some other bullshit]?

Going and proving him right.
Of course my situation isn't as bad as I'm making it out to be, I'm just likely to fail high school at this rate and I can't force myself to do any schoolwork at all and have terrible sleep habits and emotional backlash from repressing hurt for several years but still

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Everything: Gaiden
« on: December 17, 2013, 06:58:58 pm »
((Whoops.))
The camp or whatever's been destroyed. Flattened. It's gone.

Trickster Irwin rockets down from the sky on the back of his diamond Komodo artillery platform in the midst of the army of pencils or whatever they are and begin suplexing them. Because logic.


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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: OSHA nightmares
« on: December 17, 2013, 06:41:40 pm »
Continue transformation! Don't really care how long it takes so long as I get a heavily armored gigantic firebreathing lizard. No wings though; too heavy.

((Huh. How do they cheat, or is that spoilers?
Regarding the Flood ... not even the Flood with ridiculous bullshit hax from the Forerunner book trilogy?))

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