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I once gave birth to a horde of flying space scorpions that I used to depose the local empire after seducing a camel, I'll be fine.

"Thank you."

No trouble, I've got plenty.

"*sigh* Of all the deities they could have resembled..." Florencio quietly mutters.

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"I didn't want to drink it, just burn it to see how the properties were merged..."

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"I could provide fire support if needed, though it's probably just going to be water or something about as harmless."

Still, not bad in surviving that.
I believe you were going to summon a beastie?

Ah good. Here, have a band.

He flicks one off his wrist and it tumbles onto Daeron's.

Brings good luck if I recall.

"...That sounds arguably worse, some of the more catastrophic accidents I've seen were the results of more whimsical ambitions..."
Silica gestures to the mark of the other on her stomach. "I got this when trying to figure out what would happen if I imbued alcohol with the Other's power."

Eldritch booze is rather unappetizing.

"....you were in my world, weren't you. I recall a Kobold god who did exactly that.

Jabjubleerjub, He-Who-Dances-With-Fire, bringer of magic, I remember."

...I recall that stint. T'was quite enjoyable.

He shifts from whatever his form was to a kobold holding a stick flaming on both ends and golden bracelets draped over every part of his body.

Was it this one?

"If all else fails, I could circle summon some sort of large creature... only problem is, I won't be able to control it..."

I can take care of that.

I'm rapidly becoming bored with the proceedings. Who is attacking?

((DARNIT DIDN'T SEE EDIT
Redact that one vote from Drscula and put it into 'all of the above' if you could.))