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Messages - Xantalos

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Roll To Dodge / Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)
« on: December 05, 2013, 05:18:45 pm »
HAH MY PLAN WORKED

15002
Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Everyone else.
« on: December 05, 2013, 05:11:27 pm »
Hey Mesk, can I steal your scalp? Mine's broken.
Steal Mesk's scalp. Then go to the med bay and ask them to transplant it onto my head.
Sigged.

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Everyone else.
« on: December 05, 2013, 05:04:28 pm »
I think I'm the best equipped to ask him, being likely his favorite creation.
Yes I'm narcissistic, but justifiably so.

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Everyone else.
« on: December 05, 2013, 04:32:44 pm »
((I might be in the VR system but I can't access it unless I imitate a human because 'the system won't know what the fuck to do with you', to sorta quote PW.))

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: December 05, 2013, 04:14:15 pm »
Though until you find yourself subconsciously putting a steak pie into a buttered bread roll, you will never be truly Scottish.
Apparently I was Scottish at 6 despite having Irish ancestry.

15006
Roll To Dodge / Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)
« on: December 05, 2013, 04:13:11 pm »
USE DRAGON FIRE BREATH TO BURN OPEN SPHINCTER

15007
Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Everyone else.
« on: December 05, 2013, 04:10:48 pm »
((Whatever it was that Morul saw when he looked at the Doc and the fact that he could cut off [mesor]'s hand without it bleeding or hurting suggest he's rather supernatural.))

15008
Roll To Dodge / Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)
« on: December 05, 2013, 04:09:24 pm »
CLIMB DOWN GWG WINDPIPE INSTEAD

15009
Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Everyone else.
« on: December 05, 2013, 04:07:13 pm »
((Grate might eat the pills before they get there.))

15010
Roll To Dodge / Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)
« on: December 05, 2013, 04:05:43 pm »
"YOU CALL ME YOUNG WHEN YOU STILL HAVE SUCH THINGS AS AN IDEOLOGY
MORALS
BELIEF
HAHAHAHAHA
CALL ME BACK IN A FEW ETERNITIES. THEN WE'LL TALK."

15011
Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: Everyone else.
« on: December 05, 2013, 04:02:17 pm »
((He can very likely take Miyamoto on and win with his bare hand appendages.))

15012
Roll To Dodge / Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)
« on: December 05, 2013, 04:00:38 pm »
"I WASN'T MANDATORY HUMAN THEN"

15013
Roll To Dodge / Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)
« on: December 05, 2013, 03:56:12 pm »
"BUT THEY'RE OMNIPRESENT WHICH MAKES THEM BORING AND SAMEY
THEY'RE LIKE HUMANS NOW
YOU DON'T WANT DRAGONS TO BE THE NEW HUMANS
THAT'S BORING"

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Roll To Dodge / Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)
« on: December 05, 2013, 03:48:27 pm »
snip
Strangle lizard before he gets delete

"YOU'RE THE REDHEADED STEPCHILD OF EVOLUTION"
"All this self-hatred. It's such a shame and so misguided. You were never this full of self-hatred as a Lernaean Hydra/Toad hybrid with regenerating wings. Where's your pride, where's your honor? Bring out the inner dragon, the inner reptile."
I DID. I THEN ATE IT.
DRAGONS ARE ONLY COOL WHEN THERE AREN'T A BILLION OF THEM AROUND. THEY GET BORING OTHERWISE.

15015
Roll To Dodge / Re: ROLL TO REBOOT THE LAW (Dragon Edition)
« on: December 05, 2013, 03:39:12 pm »
"OH RAELLY?"

Fuse with the guy.

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