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Drunkenly vomit into kobold's face to startle it, then rear up like a beaches whale and bite its head off.

((Yay, now me and Jack can be friends!))

Kore roflstomps the Maze of Many? 

Either that or ... wait, could this lend credence to the fact that Forgath is Kore?
But wait Forgath is a cleric not a paladin.
Still, he'll probably steal his beard.
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That PsiMax is indestructible now. That's pretty cool.

Quote from: Gamerlord on November 23, 2013, 02:26:20 am

Quote from: Ross Vernal on November 23, 2013, 02:24:01 am

Hahaha good luck. The godly love lives are complicated. I no longer have the shipping grid.

Xantalos, you're in charge of Operation 'Bugger the Gods'. Good luck.

Oh that's easy, the hard part is getting them to care about it.

There ya go.

Well this sounds interesting.

Victoria is still enchanting because @Empiricist doesn't know the options and their DCs yet
"~♥ You don't have to waste your time taking care of me, you know~♪"

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((In that case, Alex won't work, though, that does make Darnos and Selina vulnerable to people who can use mind-influencing magic to influence people and make them perceive illusionary replications of people, since Darnos and Selina are incapable of resisting any mind-control by Angel.))

((No, it was by Angel herself, not any illusions of her.))

Darnos continually tortures Jeb until ... actually he just goes on indefinitely.

"This is boring. You're just doing the same thing over and over again. Heck, even the romance scenes between Victoria and Selina had a little variety. 'Darnos cuts Jeb.' 'Jeb regenarates.' It's annoying. And there's not exactly anything else to do. So, I'm going to try something. There's really only one way this ends badly, and it would still be worth it to break this idiotic cycle."
Alex grabs Darnos's head and kisses him on the lips.

((...This might be a good time to remind Xantalos that, since Alex looks exactly like Angel, he is...ahem...attracted to her.))

((I'm more wondering how she did that in the first place. He's 9 feet tall right now and has a face like this:
http://panthiguar.deviantart.com/art/Slenderman-Face-323742932
))

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Darnos pushes her down.

I'll ask you not to do that. I'm doing far more than just cutting him, but Xantalos doesn't have time to describe the process, which as it was mentioned was quite extensive and painful.
Also, you have no patience, kid. Go.

((Not necessarily attracted, actually - I'd think the venom would be more based on smell than sight.))