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Messages - Xantalos

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Anyone got a random loot generator handy?
« on: November 22, 2013, 01:48:48 pm »

15692
Eh, I think good old fashioned pain'll do.

Using those wings he still has, he fly/runs over to the portal or whatever it is.

15693
Thanks. Any preferences for what I do to him? I'm bored and have time on my hands.

15694
((I could try, though I might accidentally eat him instead. So it's good either way.))

15695
Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Mission 11: Thor
« on: November 22, 2013, 01:40:46 pm »
Xan senses quantum shenanigans from where he is somehow.

Nope. Fuck that, I'm not sticking around for universal deletion.

Scuttle back to the Sword as whatever form I'm in right now.
Go ask the AM if going in Tinker would let me experiment with shapeshifting and such.

15696
Ah. I'm guessing you're one of those ones that everyone here hates because of supposedly immoral experiments?
[To: Darnos] <If that is one of the assholes giving me more unnecessary work, why don't we just drug and imprison him?>
<Mind if you immobilize him? I wanna conduct some torture.>

15697
Ah. I'm guessing you're one of those ones that everyone here hates because of supposedly immoral experiments?

15698
No really who are you? I've never seen you before, and I know that you can't be a student judging by your age, not that I'm one to talk. Why are you here?

15699
General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: November 22, 2013, 12:32:41 pm »
No, that ... that doesn't go well.

15700
Darnos walks by and pauses at the spectacle.

The hell are you?

15701
General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: November 22, 2013, 12:26:31 pm »
Fuck yeah! 'Murrica!

Thankfully, from what I know, over here police aren't like that. Yes, you get bad apples and the system's not perfect, but the police don't seem to actively fuck you over at any and every opportunity.

EDIT: moments like this remind me of that policeman in America that pulled someone over for speeding, got them out of the car, and, when they put their hands on the top of the car, the policeman tased them. Then tased them again. And did so several times until the person was simply running to get away from them, which he took as resisting arrest, so he tased them a few more times.

IIRC, the policeman was only fired. Nothing else.
Buh-
Wha-
*dontcomedowninfireandjudgementdontcomedowninfireandjudgement*

15702
General Discussion / Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« on: November 22, 2013, 12:22:02 pm »
Malicious bitches, scary noises.

15703
General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: November 22, 2013, 12:12:33 pm »
Well that sucks.
We need clerics or something so we can call up some Lawful Good angels or something.

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I am starting to find it funny that videogames are starting to become more stressful then everything else.
Only if you play the right ones. Or the wrong ones, depending on the type of stress.

Honestly part of me wants to say that if a videogame is causing you more stress than the stress you play to relieve... You might want to consider something else.

Then again, that is probably why I don't finish enough games.
Sometimes games can put you under insane amounts of stress, yet the rewards are even more satisfying. Take for example Kerbal Space Program. Building a Mun lander takes lots of forethought, launching it requires tons of attention, landing it takes extreme amounts of concentration, yet if you manage to do all of it right, you'll have landed a rocket on the moon, and that makes it so damn worth your efforts.
Dorf Fortress.

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General Discussion / Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« on: November 22, 2013, 11:48:05 am »
http://kotaku.com/im-not-sure-but-i-think-peta-is-upset-with-pokemon-1443910146
PETA, when will you understand that Pokemon aren't real? Why can't you just devote this much effort to helping actual animals instead of making violent flash-games and attempting to somehow connect Nintendo with McDonalds? Not to mention that Pokemon isn't even made by Nintendo, it's made by Game Freak, and Nintendo just licences it.
Wait, what?
Is McDonald's selling Pokeburgers now or something? Or Pika McNuggets? HOW DO YOU UNETHICALLY TREAT IMAGINARY QUASI-ANIMALS??
Next, they'll be suing Peter Jackson for the CGI oliphants and wargs harmed in the making of the Lord of the Rings movies.
Or coming after Bay12 because of the millions of slaughtered kittens.


I know it's impossible, but I'm beginning to think PETA is just a 4chan parody of what a vegan animal-rights group would be like.
*gets out radio*

He knows.

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