May 9, 2024: The May '24 Report is up.
News: April 23, 2024: Dwarf Fortress 50.13 has been released.
News: February 4, 2021: Dwarf Fortress Talk #28 has been posted.
News: November 21, 2018: A new Threetoe story has been posted.
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George RR Martin is the most horrific mass murderer since Pol Pot.Toady One.
Well, going by my hypothesis, bodyswapping works, but I'm not prepared for that quite yet."D-d-d-don't bl-bl-blame her... Pl-pl-pl-please..." Selina stutters from under the cloth."This isn't the first time she's affected someone with her venom, and it was on purposethe first time!"
"He wasn't--"
"Angel. Now, then. I'm sorry to say that there is no cure for addiction to vampire venom. Not even time; if you go without vampire venom for a while, it'll get worse for a few months before getting a little better, but it won't ever go away, especially if you run into a vampire. There are a few ways to mitigate it...Simplest way is, of course, to have a vampire drink your blood every couple days, but that doesn't stop everything."Victoria idly accesses Selina's mind.((Which one?))
((I'm saving all these ideas; just wait, after a while it'll turn out that I'm the Tyranids when I end up going out of the galaxy.))Grow some eyes and legs and ears, but keep the chitin.
Keep away from the dangerous stuff.
((If the doc can do specific upgrades to your capabilities in exchange for tokens or something, I think you should ask for an upgrade that allows you to rapidly change between different pre-defined forms (like hunter form, sensor form, pretection form, mobility form, form that's a big armored roller ball for crushing stuff, etc.) without requiring a will roll all the time (or maybe a bonus to your roll if it's a form you're familiar with).
Other stuff you could ask for is ability to make other organisms, so you can start growing a small squad of minions. Like organisms specifically designed to do certain tasks (like small cloaked bug with sensors to act as a 'scout drone', or healer bugs that inject beneficial drugs into teammates, or shield bugs that soak up damage for you and oh god gotta stop before I get going again.))
Total time logged in: 100 days, 8 hours and 37 minutes. Celebrate good times come on.Welp* Siquo has organised a party at the kaolinite table.
Feel useless((Aren't you a walking gun skull robot? How are you useless?
