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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Derail: Being on fire sucks.
« on: November 11, 2013, 07:59:40 pm »
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Hehehehehehe.guys.
HOLY SHIT I HAVE BEEN TO KARRATHA
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
In my defense, I in no way expected TorZon to go around committing infanticide and preying on helpless hospital patients (this early) when I first sent it there.
A broken clock is right twice a day, evil can do good, and sometimes the butler actually did it. One example is not a pattern.Too bad for the poor unicorns then. They'll have to bear the shame of killing anyone not a virgin female who approaches them, according to folklore, and if you follow the more ancient stories they're far more vicious.
You must have a different game than me, then. First embark I did on a savage good biome was annihilated in the first few minutes by a literal phalanx of the buggers.Wrong. There is a lot of exaggeration, but if you actually play DF, you'd know that only animals adjacent to dwarves, badgers and the like, and the occasional carnivore actually attack dwarves. All other animals run away. This includes unicorns, elephants, and the infamous carp.You clearly don't DF. Unicorns are the most murderous animals in the game.Unicorns are capable of great murder, but they hold back.Dude do you even DFBecome Unicorn, one of my many alter egos.I knew it. You were nice at heart.