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Roll To Dodge / Re: Our Salvation: Knights of the Far Beyond
« on: June 24, 2016, 05:07:30 pm »
"No no, Minstep not Minett. Knowing your track record you probably had something to do with turning Wilde here into an infinitipus."
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Our Salvation: Knights of the Far Beyond
« on: June 24, 2016, 04:31:08 pm »
"I never can leave you alone, can I? Well. Oi Wilde! Go back to normal, I need to have a talk with you. I don't want to have to kill you just yet, so be snappy.
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Minstep, what happened in the last few minutes? I was otherwise occupied."
Attempt to sternly lecture Wilde back to normal. If that doesn't work, REND him into some smaller pieces and see if that helps him any.
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Minstep, what happened in the last few minutes? I was otherwise occupied."
Attempt to sternly lecture Wilde back to normal. If that doesn't work, REND him into some smaller pieces and see if that helps him any.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Our Salvation: Unlocking Potential
« on: June 23, 2016, 08:16:35 pm »
"Right, that was good. Refreshing, even. Variety being the spice of life and all that. However, I figure it's about time to get back to work, as it were. It's not like the crossbow bolt is even relevant, with whatever my body's made out of."
Venture outside! See what fuckery's transpired in my absence.
Venture outside! See what fuckery's transpired in my absence.
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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Deep Infirmary: The boning begins again
« on: June 23, 2016, 04:16:40 pm »
Have IdXan open up the other doors in the hallway. What's in them?
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Special People: After the End
« on: June 23, 2016, 04:14:24 pm »
"Perfect combo! Fatality!"
Are there any other shadow thingies in the area? If yes, begin charging a beet attack. If not, commence victory dance!
Are there any other shadow thingies in the area? If yes, begin charging a beet attack. If not, commence victory dance!
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Our Salvation: Unlocking Potential
« on: June 23, 2016, 04:14:40 am »
"This entire experience is rather miffing me. I think Wilde just earned a few more theoretical displaced vertebrae."
Meditation first then. Inflicting pain upon others after.
Meditation first then. Inflicting pain upon others after.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Infinite Heavens: Rock the Boat
« on: June 22, 2016, 11:33:43 pm »
((Eh, I'll just fuse an arm onto the stump.))
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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Infinite Heavens: Rock the Boat
« on: June 22, 2016, 11:29:50 pm »
"I am Xankarvo the Grand, a mighty wizard when I was alive, and greater still now that I am dead. I am the sole remaining holder of a pact made in the 88,888,888th hell - to find the First Heaven, and usurp the First God, so I may remake the afterlife as I see fit, and unravel the very secrets of creation. Do you and your tribe possess any resources that may aid us on this journey, or people that would wish to accompany us on this journey? Our path is a harsh one, but as I understand it your people value disfigurement, and I know ways to mutate the body that I can offer if you accompany me."
Offer the dude's tribe minion status in exchange for mutation and stuff.
Also don't forget I have a lobster arm, that's probably a thing the dude approves of too.
Offer the dude's tribe minion status in exchange for mutation and stuff.
Also don't forget I have a lobster arm, that's probably a thing the dude approves of too.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Our Salvation: Unlocking Potential
« on: June 22, 2016, 01:33:15 pm »
"Yeah, know what, that's probably a reasonable conclusion to come to- hold up a second. When the hell did I become so cowardly? I could probably literally rip someone in half with my bare ... hand right now. Wouldn't be much of an obstacle to me.
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I think I am still hurt from that while ago, though. And I seem to have this crossbow bolt stuck in my throat. Should fix that."
Sit down and ... meditate upon healing, I suppose? Make my wounds go away! Also extract that crossbow bolt without further hurting myself if possible.
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I think I am still hurt from that while ago, though. And I seem to have this crossbow bolt stuck in my throat. Should fix that."
Sit down and ... meditate upon healing, I suppose? Make my wounds go away! Also extract that crossbow bolt without further hurting myself if possible.
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General Discussion / Re: A Game of Thrones: Every time somebody uses the spoiler tags take a shot.
« on: June 21, 2016, 04:47:47 am »
wait wait wait hold the fuck up
who was the guy called smalljon umber? Like who was he really? He wasn't smalljon
Smalljon died at the red wedding
If smalljon died at the red wedding then who the fuck was smalljon here
FACELESS JON CONSPIRACY
or they're just compressing character roles again
who was the guy called smalljon umber? Like who was he really? He wasn't smalljon
Smalljon died at the red wedding
If smalljon died at the red wedding then who the fuck was smalljon here
FACELESS JON CONSPIRACY
or they're just compressing character roles again
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General Discussion / Re: A Game of Thrones: Every time somebody uses the spoiler tags take a shot.
« on: June 21, 2016, 04:41:17 am »I mean, what make you think he won't fall in love with Daeny and just accept her as his rightful Queen or something? I mean, we just had Dany murder about 20 Khals without any of their bloodriders aven trying anything.He accounted for that by falling in love with a woman and then indirectly arranging for her death, thus causing his love interest slot to already be filled. He's like that one player in a tabletop game taking blatantly meta actions but putting a convincing veneer on them.
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General Discussion / Re: A Game of Thrones: Every time somebody uses the spoiler tags take a shot.
« on: June 21, 2016, 04:04:51 am »
Murder his writing? What writing? He's a character that figured out how to weaponize his status as a plot device, he doesn't really have any writing to murder.
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General Discussion / Re: A Game of Thrones: Every time somebody uses the spoiler tags take a shot.
« on: June 21, 2016, 03:31:42 am »
Pretty much. Dany arrives with her ironborn horde and horde of ... I'm not sure if it's supposed to be all the dothraki ever or just 4 or 5 khalasars but still a sizeable amount of them and somehow doesn't rape and pillage her way across the seven kingdoms because she mysha must be obey. Littlefinger acquiesces to her rule, slimes his way into her camp, Tyrion has an accident somehow, three episodes later he's somehow sold her to a Children of the Forest brothel and installed Sansa as Queen of the 4 people left alive in Westeros after all the fuckery that's happened to the damn continent. Boom. End series.
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General Discussion / Re: A Game of Thrones: Every time somebody uses the spoiler tags take a shot.
« on: June 21, 2016, 02:16:48 am »
Because Littlefinger is secretly a D&D wizard using spells of mass teleportation and scrying to ensure he has the best possible leverage. How else would he have known to come in at such a dramatically important moment? It also explains how things nearly always go inexplicably well for him.
That or we go full crossover and he's the Master from Dr. Who
That or we go full crossover and he's the Master from Dr. Who
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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Deep Infirmary: The boning begins again
« on: June 20, 2016, 10:25:17 pm »Just wanted to go through the Origion vr then loot inactives for tokens before heading overThat'll probably be a 'go mission thread nao' one then.