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General Discussion / Re: [ლ( ლ)] He comes (Happy thread)
« on: October 24, 2013, 08:56:17 pm »
Haha! Got hired.
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Bah. I need to shoot/blow up more alliums.Nu! Lemme do my thing first. Then you can do your thing with the remains.
Boxing. It was an uppercut.Where's that paw going? It's a little low for dancing, don't you think?Is that my brother?Spoiler (click to show/hide)
That was a hell of a night.
"Darnos?At the word Darnos, he seems to hitch, then relaxes. When he looks up again, his eyes have a familiar devilish gleam in them.
You okay?"
((The obvious answer is to have lit the clip board on fire while he's talking.))You wake up in the infirmary, with Maurice looking down at you.
"On a scale from 1 to 10, how much do you feel like lighting something on fire?" he asks, reading the question from a datapad.
T. looks away from the talking molotov and around the room, noticing bandages, paper, towels and alcohols.
Psh. Put a completely sane man in a room full of flammables and of course he'd be coming up with a massive number. This was obviously a trick.
However, his mother always told him that if he lied to doctors she'd burn his eyes out.
With a sigh, Teal raises 7 fingers.
Answer successor questions.
((I'm not sure if he's meant to be answering it pre- or post-mindhack.))