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I might.

http://m.fanfiction.net/s/160941/1/Bubbles

Boba Fett in a bathtub. This is the funniest fanfiction I've read in a while.

"Glad that you people could see things our way, really. Now, my question is, where'd you people even come from?"

Ask!

NOW THAT YOU'VE SURRENDERED LIKE LITTLE BITCHES-
I'm willing to talk peaceable like. Answer the man's question.

Be menacing.

Probably because he has, from a practical standpoint, the greatest power level of all the chosen ones at the start of the trial. He can go anywhere almost instantly, summon up invincible armor, has strength and speed far beyond an ordinary human, has an adamantine sword, and a base with dorfs. However, his potential for improvement is limited compared to the others such as Jorn, who'll eventually be summoning armies of demons to his side, Havel, who will eventually gain Solus' benediction and become a total badass, Hsir with his god backing him and his armies of shadow people, the Moderator's crazy world ending tech and TorZon's [SECRET].

((I'll sacrifice a spambot to the bandwidth gods for you.))

Back at Twilight Academy, THE sighs in disappointment for no apparent reason.

Even I know that giving away diplo skills is a bad thing.
WE POLITELY REFUSE ... B*TCH.
...
You should wait for the opinion of other people besides me though.

((Yeah. I can sum up what I know of Selina and Victoria's relationship here:
S+V: *kisskisskissoccasionalmassageetc*
V: I MIGHT DIE AT SOME POINT
S: DON'T SAY THAT THAT'S MORBID AND SAD
V: BUT WHAT IF DEATH
S: *distraction kiss*
Repeat.))