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Messages - Xantalos

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Life Advice / Re: How to Russian Roulette
« on: October 10, 2013, 11:57:06 pm »
Open your mouth without opening your lips and shoot yourself through the cheek.
This is assuming that anyone watching you either has horrible vision or is stupid.

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Always accepting!
Though be warned you probably won't get in for upwards of a year.

18318
Roll To Dodge / Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: TopHat and Cheesecake are OTP.
« on: October 10, 2013, 11:41:43 pm »
Well mastahcheese is most definitely evil now.
((No, he's just conducting a masterful Bavarian Fire Drill.))

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...The heck are you freeloaders doing inside my thread?

I always come back to this stuff...
You build a world, so we attempt to imitate you by building pyramids.

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So I'm going for a jump off of myself?
Damn I'm flexible.

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Quote from: TorZon
Finished longass action

Start another longass action

I kid, I kid.
Mostly I'm plotting.
Could I get a rough estimate of when TorZon'll be finished infecting people? Just a range (ie 'between 10:00 and 6:00') would be good.

18322
Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Dungeon Quest - Chapter 1.75
« on: October 10, 2013, 10:54:27 pm »
Recruit Bukkar to help me forge a nice little rune dagger! I mean, if those oafs of village blacksmiths can do it, it can't be that hard, right?

If Bukkar is not available to help, pout and carve cursed crossbow bolts. Determine curse that goes onto them randomly, create equal amounts of anti-kobold and anti-human ammunition.

BUKKAR IS FEELING GENEROUS
HE HELPS

18323
We are the aliens they talk about on the history channel. We built the pyramids.
By sigging them.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Bay12 Goes Vegas: TopHat and Cheesecake are OTP.
« on: October 10, 2013, 10:49:41 pm »
Oh. I was going to obliterate him with my car railgun, but !!scientist!! pseudobritish butler works too.

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It does take quite a while to read. Quite a while.
For me, it was a week and a half to read...of sessions exceeding 4 hours in length each day.
...My sig is that long?!?
Homestuck, GWG.
*checks context*
...What the hell was I thinking?

That you had won the sigwar, forever and always?

Forget sigging the previous smaller pyramid. This is even more sig worthy.
...but I'll let someone else have it.

If each person has enough lines of text that they add...

...it will be less of a sig pyramid and more of a sig ramp.
Sig'd.

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: October 10, 2013, 06:01:27 pm »
Computers... They change the structure of your brain! (Basically you learn new stuff, forming new brain-bonds or whatever they're called)

Wait a minute, what would this imply of Bay12?
To be fair, "computers are drugs" is the rallying cry of a substantial portion of the American government.
And a fair amount of parents.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 5: The Path of Dreams
« on: October 10, 2013, 04:55:00 pm »
((I'll try after I kill everyone.))

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 5: The Path of Dreams
« on: October 10, 2013, 04:49:20 pm »
[I think that blow to the head for Scott was too much, the poor zombie is starting to narrate his actions, heheh.]
((True, hehe))


((Hey, Xantalos, shouldn't you try to fly again?))
((I think the anti magic field is still in effect.))

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General Discussion / Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« on: October 10, 2013, 04:43:34 pm »
Quote
Anonymous asked: disabled? like unable to walk?

I have a small scar on my left arm from a fence I tried to climb over but this patriarchal society doesn’t acknowledge my dis-empowered arm as a disability so I don’t get any extra recognition or monetary aid for it.
AHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA
Oy.
I know the blog isn't funny, but bahahahaha that's ... fehehehehehehehehe.

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General Discussion / Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« on: October 10, 2013, 03:29:54 pm »
It's not really worth speculating on. This blog is so far beyond the Poe Event Horizon that there is no way to discern it.
This.

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