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Accidentally bash into Tackov's legs at high speed. Accidentally laugh snidely as I accidentally steal the pick he picked up.

((Muchas gracias.))

((Yeah! The only kind of enemy that ever caused the current HMRC to (completely) fail a mission and now there are lots of them.
You know what that means? It's payback time!))

((Which enemy and how did this happen?))

Where I live there's:
Winter:Rain
Spring:Rain
Fall:Rain
Summer:Sun for 3 days, then rain

My appreciations.
THE floats to the infirmary, but hearing the talk going on inside, pauses just before the entrance and listens in.

It is a complicated matter. Where did he take it?

Quote from: Patrick Hunt on October 04, 2013, 05:25:33 am

(( I'd rather get thirsty, hunger tends to turn people into cannibals and I'd rather not have to eat you . ))

((You can survive for weeks without food, although it's most definitely not pleasant. Dehydration just kills you within days.))

((Indeed.
But seriously man. Waterfood.))

((...Parts of me wish I was back, but bigger and saner parts have clapped the other parts in irons and imprisoned them for all eternity. I think that's a good thing.))

((Trust me, becoming the Chairman wasn't easy. It involved:
-Walking into a random old guy's house while still a zombie, getting correctly idntified as a viking, doused in oil, lit on fire, and shot multiple times with arrows, twice in the spine.
-I then dove into the harbor, paralyzed from the waist down and carrying about 150 pounds of cleavers and meat hooks, thus sinking down to the bottom of the harbor. I was then attacked by a giant fish who bit my legs off.
-Mark speared me through the chest with a harpoon and hauled me back up, and I went over to Erin to get fixed. However, this was the middle of the night, so Erin accidentally turned me into a head.
-Mark then put my head on a catfish, and Niklas temporarily went insane from weapon loss, attempting to, among other things, molest a desk and singing most disturbingly, as well as making quite detailed plans to make Erin into a soup, travel back in time, and feed Erinsoup to her.
-After my inability to go up stairs became apparent (at this stage I was a head on a catfish), Sigmund carried me up to the Artiste, who I was rude to, and he promptly had me turned into a chair by Erin. I was then done stuff to while I contemplated stuff and tried to figure out what to do (I had no sensory perceptions due to being a chair).
-At this point I started hearing voices in my head - my son Torkel and my old time sweetheart Helsvar, who I promptly made up a backstory for explaining Niklas' hatred of the ninjas. Also vikings in this world have hilariously long names.
-I asked Helsvar to call up an old shaman friend of mine, who I promptly asked to teach me how to gain control of my form so I could turn back into a viking. After a long time attempting to get into the right mindset, which at one point involved invoking the mental state of a cleaver, I somehow attained chair magic. It took me a while to realize this, as all I felt first was a connection to the chairs around me. I eventually used them to form my own body, and after a few transmutation rolls in which I gained eyes, hearing, and a strangely musical voice, I went off to rob a bookstore with Sigmund, Kevin, and others. I kicked ass there, killing at least 2 guards there through Harry's patented use of the Chair Cannonball technique and punching another man in half. Harry was controlling me for the fight and such. Then I absconded just before everyone else got arrested, got a loan, and got myself some badass spiked chairs. Also I can fly due to being made of chairs and being able to control chairs.
And there I am.))