Is strategically getting drunk (ie getting drunk with a preplanned set of behaviours you plan to exhibit and then pointing to the alcohol as the cause) a thing people commonly do? Because I believe I'm probably going to do that tonight, for a reason that sounds only slightly unnecessarily complicated.
I'm an idiot, not stupid, after all.
Well, never mind that. I clearly underestimated the strength of this stuff.
Stupid vodka. I should ... presumably drink more next time or somesuch. Or maybe I actually am drunk at the moment and I'm just not noticing. Certainly doesn't feel as severe as the last time, I can actually use vocabulary that has more than one syllable and I've only noticed the slightest lapse in my motor skills. My thought process is basically unimpeded, I'm able to stand up without swaying...
Presumably it'll fuck me over in the morning or somesuch. How do you lot determine if you're drunk? Right now I'm not experiencing anything like what it's been described as.