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WITCHES CAN GROW BEARDSI HAVE A BEARD YOU MONGERING MONKEYIm going to burn you all for utter heresy against the magical world...
A WITCH
But I have Harper. I'm not sure if he's better or worse!Don't trust me as a leuteniant.You're in Canada, you're not in trouble, anyway.
((Looking back, it was 'reaches in' 'grabbed' 'beep beep beep'. Hmmm.))((Fingers?))
Im going to burn you all for utter heresy against the magical world...
((It may have been a bit extreme, but it's an equally dumb reaction to punch him in the face, call him a terrorist, and threaten to kill him while he's holding the detonator.((My final thoughts on the matter are that maybe characters should stop being so violently reactive to any negative stimuli.((To be fair he did fucking cover a city in bombs. That is pretty fucked up.))
Just sayin, guys.))
MetaDarnos is filling Cyrielle's ears with laughter and has been for at least an hour.
That's the sad part; it isn't.*clap* *clap* *clap*This really shouldn't be surprising.
Good job, Congress. You just fucked science.
Curiosity's mission is completely on hold until Congress gets its shit together. The RTG, of course, does not care about what Congress is doing and will continue its steady decay as Curiosity is able to do nothing with the ever-diminishing power it generates.*clap* *clap* *clap*
Allow me to take this moment to tell the Tea Party that they are supreme jackasses.
The US government has now entered a shutdown.Pat Congress on the back, folks. They may have just initiated the apocalypse.
I can't really think of any snappy retort to this.
((He'd set them off anyway, hence the beeping before Angerus broke it.(No seriously. Because threatening and assaulting the dude with the detonator for hundreds of highly lethal explosive devices all over a city is a good idea. Sure wont cause him to panick and set off the bombs-((Do be fair that was also probably the cause of Angerus breaking the detonator board over his knee. Though Gerard really shouldn't have set the bombs anyway.))
Oh wait that's exactly what happened)
