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Quote from: kopout on September 29, 2013, 11:37:52 am

Quote from: Spanish Usurper on September 29, 2013, 10:44:51 am

Quote from: ROBOBEARD on September 29, 2013, 07:25:51 am

Quote from: THE MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE on September 29, 2013, 07:06:38 am

Eldritch Abominations, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to break all passengers in no more than seven iterations, OK?

Oh dear Satan.
What kind of wonderful abomination have I created? It's so insane it's actually glorious.

Batlizard's life is a life of Jazz, women, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate jeu de boules incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum collectors. He found himself becoming the most useless plummer on the planet after repeatedly incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the bathroom.

Sabía que ninguna cantidad de cerveza podría salvar a Jesús en esta ocasión y planeó su golpe, que finalmente tuvo éxito porque se negó a salir de cualquier cosa menos de una bañera con alas injertadas sobre él.
[Translation: Strange, nonsense French words.]

Churchill joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some messages cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In combat, he puts his natural reptile britishness to no good use and feels up his enemies with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.

Someone removed the rap back on page 2 so I put it back and murdered the topiary triceratops

First time: "shoot them up".

Thought I'd advertise that Xanmyral made a game called Survival of the Fittest that seems fairly interesting. There's still spots open if anyone's interested.

http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=131588.0

Will the characters be starting off in one group or seperate? I'm just curious at the moment.

Quote from: kopout on September 29, 2013, 11:37:52 am

Quote from: Spanish Usurper on September 29, 2013, 10:44:51 am

Quote from: Helgoland on September 29, 2013, 07:25:51 am

Quote from: THE MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE on September 29, 2013, 07:06:38 am

Eldritch Abominations, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to break all passengers in no more than seven iterations, OK?

Oh dear Satan.
What kind of wonderful abomination have I created? It's so insane it's actually glorious.

Batlizard's life is a life of Jazz, women, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate jeu de boules incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum collectors. He found himself becoming the most wanted plummer on the planet after repeatedly incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the Joker.

Sabía que ninguna cantidad de cerveza podría salvar a Jesús en esta ocasión y planeó su golpe, que finalmente tuvo éxito porque se negó a salir de cualquier cosa menos de una bañera con alas injertadas sobre él.

Churchill joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some messages cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In combat, he puts his natural reptile abilities to some good use and feels up his enemies with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.

Someone removed the jazz back on page 2 so I put it back and murdered the topiary triceratops

First time: "shoot them up".

Playing a Dark Heresy Ascension character - a Death Cult Assassin.

We're attacked by a goddamn Hive Tyrant.

I charge and spend the entire combat in close combat.

At one point, I jump on the Hive Tyrant's arm and cut off its' heavy venom cannon in a single blow.

After a bit more combat, we kill it.

An ordinary human beat a Hive Tyrant in close combat. Without taking damage.

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Deathwatch

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true, there were 4 space marines near me, but they did hardly any damage

Are you the reincarnation of Grendel or something?

Quote from: kopout on September 29, 2013, 11:37:52 am

Quote from: Scood on September 29, 2013, 10:44:51 am

Quote from: Helgoland on September 29, 2013, 07:25:51 am

Quote from: THE MASTER OF THE UNIVERSE on September 29, 2013, 07:06:38 am

Eldritch Abominations, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to break all passengers in no more than seven iterations, OK?

Oh dear Satan.
What kind of wonderful abomination have I created? It's so insane it's actually glorious.

Batlizard's life is a life of Jazz, women, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate jeu de boules incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum collectors. He found himself becoming the most wanted plummer on the planet after repeatedly incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the Joker.

He knew no amount of beer could save Brisbane this time and planned his heist, which was eventually successful because he refused to escape in anything less than a box with wings grafted onto it.

Churchill joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some messages cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In combat, he puts his natural reptile abilities to some good use and feels up his enemies with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.

Someone removed the jazz back on page 2 so I put it back and murdered the topiary triceratops

First time: "shoot them up".

Darnos sits back and watches the screen, waiting for whatever to happen.

They'll be very distasteful and historically inaccurate. For instance:
What caused Darshadenos to become weaker than Chelan?
THE ICE AGE!!!!111!!!11!!1ONE!

And really I only came up with these plans because I got almost killed. Going by D&D I'm 1 HP away from death right now.