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First time: "feels up".Someone removed the jazz back on page 2 so I put it back and trimmed the quote triceratopsEldritch Abominations, let's keep this thread on track, or at least enough to break all passengers in no more than seven pieces, OK?
Oh dear Satan.
What kind of wonderful abomination have I created? It's so insane it's actually glorious.
Batlizard's life is a life of Jazz, women, and bowlboarding without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate jeu de boules incident and spends most of his time slowly escaping bum collectors. He found himself becoming the most wanted plummer on the planet after accidentally incinerating the daughter of the most beautiful, shiniest garbage woman he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the Joker.
He knew no amount of beer could save Brisbane this time and planned his heist, which was eventually successful because he refused to escape in anything less than a box with wings grafted onto it.
Leon joined the Twenty-Four Stooges for some messages cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and antique meals. In combat, he puts his natural reptile abilities to some good use and feels up his enemies with great precision. Bonzai is a form of art for this pink lizard.
((The true genre savvy guy is currently playing video games with NPCs back at the academy.((And thus the nth attempt to plan for an attack turns into a pseudo orgy.((It's funny how even the genre savvy guy has just given up and went off to plan elsewhere.
Again.))
Also, I'm off.))
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((I think I am still the strongest as to date I am made of metal and can make monsters easily but Niklas might edge me out in terms of power((I'm swinging around spiked chairs that weigh 71.6 pounds each. I think I'd win in a fistfight.))
((A bookstore that probably has those mages protecting it. Anyway, you are officially the most powerful character in the game))((Physically, at least. Magically's a different story. Plus I have to pay back that loan, otherwise they'll obliterate me using that fragment of me they got.))
