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Batman's life is a life of crime, women, and bowling without asking. He lost his gall bladder in an unfortunate jeu de boules incident and spends most of his time smoothly escaping bum collectors. He found himself becoming the most wanted criminal on the planet after accidentally breaking into the bedroom of the most beautiful, shiniest toaster he'd ever laid eyes on, while looking for the Joker.

He knew no amount of beer could save him this time and planned his heist, which was eventually delayed because he refused to escape in anything else but a space yacht.

Leon joined the Three Musketeers for some quick cash, spending it on beautiful gorillas and exquisite meals. In combat, he puts his natural reptile abilities to some good use and slices up his enemies with great precision. Combat is a form of art for this pink gentleman.

Then go and suggest both plans to them. I can feel the angst oozing out from their shriveled hearts.

Then have them go to the headmistress and have her reality warp the baby out of her womb and into an artificial one until it comes to term, then.

It's against me to the point where I'd be blatantly breaking character in order to get there. And again, boxing match. But seriously if I could get a plan to them it could be worked out.
Hmm. Could you relay my potential plan to Selina and Victoria?

MetaDarnos is frustrated at the inter universal communication barrier.

Xan passes by on his way to the infirmary.
Don't mind me, just getting my hand back on my wrist.

Immortality, you say? I support this.