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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette Mission 11: The first death.
« on: September 24, 2013, 09:32:46 pm »Quote from: Xan->James Kelly
But I like not being shot.
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But I like not being shot.
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Fuckin' people being comfortable with touching each other nonsexually.Those are truly the worst kind of people.Could she have been doing that, you know, on purpose?It would be an unusual way to go about it if so.
(I've heard vile rumours that females possess desires of a particular kind much like us men do. Desinformation spread by suffragettes, no doubt, but this seems to fit with that absurd hypothesis, does it not?)
If anything she's probably just one of those people who think that physical contact is totally normal and not weird and awkward like it really it.
((Why does everyone get a million characters here but I can't have two?))((I don't see why not.))
Also, everyone on the ship gets this message beeping on their wristpads.Quote from: James Kelly to (General Shipwide Announcement)Jim here. A couple of Sods were running for the outside wall and it might be a good idea to see what they were going for. Why don't two or three of you get your asses down here and check it out while we get down to business?
(I'm not sure if Piecewise would let any of you or not, but it can't hurt to try. Especially those of you looking for some action.)
I'm good. Experimenting with sexy knife, so I'll stay out and fry the fools who try to kill me.
Raise the proletarian revolution of the Proletariat against the burgeois Xantalos!Hastily rename self Xantalos: Commusig Comrade.
(And yes, I have a beard-fist which does roundhouse kicks. You got something to say about that?)