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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Ye Be An OOC Thread - Adventures In Delayed Updates
« on: September 15, 2013, 02:38:31 am »
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My wife's voice is the only sound that wakes me. I will sleep through any other, without fail. I've slept through lightning striking my house. The only idea I have for how I'll cope if she's ever not around is to record her voice and make an alarm with it.
That would be very creepy though I will admit. I can see why this upsets you.
Reminds me of people who record teacher lectures to put them to sleep.
"I DID FUCKING GET IT, DUMBASS! YOU CAN BE FUCKING THICKER THAN A GODDAMN SERVITOR SOMETIMES."No. You're actually further away than when you started. You don't even know what it is I'm talking about.
Christ forget I said anything about Captcha. It was just an idea I had that seems to work on other places without affecting how many people post or whatever. I'm going to go kindly fuck off now and likely not bring this up again.Don't worry about it, if you hadn't brought it up someone else would've.
I thought you got it for a while. But now I realize you don't. Pity.Angerus stares at Darnos before snicker slightly.He glances at Angerus, grinning slightly."SAY THAT AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER! LOOK ME IN THE FUCKING EYE AND SAY THAT FUCKING SHIT AGAIN!"Despite your formidable strength you're more useless here than a twig, Angerus. You can't harm me.Darnos has been hanging out in the corner for a while."SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I BREAK YOU LIKE A FUCKING TWIG! BE A NOT DICK FOR ONCE IN YOUR FUCKING USELESS LIFE AND TRY TO FUCKING HELP!"
Knew it was too good to be true. Angels of death don't just casually fall in love, so it must've been a delusion. This'll be fun to watch.
He looks over at Victoria.
So! Noble Victoria, willing to kill herself to preserve Selina, was actually a facade? Bravo, bravo. But why do you feel remorse?
That.
"GOOD ONE, ASSHOLE, DO YOU EVEN HAVE A FUCKING LAST NAME?! ANYWAYS YOU CAN BE CHILL SOMETIMES BUT NOW IS THE TIME NOT TO BE A DICK! YOU REALLY SHOULD FUCKING HELP INSTEAD OF BEING SMUG ASSHOLE! MAYBE THEN PEOPLE WILL ACTUALLY FUCKING BE YOUR FRIEND!"
He glances at Angerus, grinning slightly."SAY THAT AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER! LOOK ME IN THE FUCKING EYE AND SAY THAT FUCKING SHIT AGAIN!"Despite your formidable strength you're more useless here than a twig, Angerus. You can't harm me.Darnos has been hanging out in the corner for a while."SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I BREAK YOU LIKE A FUCKING TWIG! BE A NOT DICK FOR ONCE IN YOUR FUCKING USELESS LIFE AND TRY TO FUCKING HELP!"
Knew it was too good to be true. Angels of death don't just casually fall in love, so it must've been a delusion. This'll be fun to watch.
He looks over at Victoria.
So! Noble Victoria, willing to kill herself to preserve Selina, was actually a facade? Bravo, bravo. But why do you feel remorse?
Despite your formidable strength you're more useless here than a twig, Angerus. You can't harm me.Darnos has been hanging out in the corner for a while."SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I BREAK YOU LIKE A FUCKING TWIG! BE A NOT DICK FOR ONCE IN YOUR FUCKING USELESS LIFE AND TRY TO FUCKING HELP!"
Knew it was too good to be true. Angels of death don't just casually fall in love, so it must've been a delusion. This'll be fun to watch.
Alpha Party got thrust directly into a religious ritual, and after a natural 20 on the part of the CorPrayer, it turned into the biggest cluster-fuck of 274 A.W., barring Beta Party pulling shenanigans....
The town is halfway between "totally screwed" and "utterly fucked." Shin literally dropped the Flying Fortress of War in the middle of the town, the god-storm is going to cause some nice flash-flooding, Mingan just brought a Greater True Necroangel into existence, Pantxike is bound to find it hilarious to turn all the buildings inside out and swap the underground for the aboveground, Sanoci has already started a mass prison riot/breakout... Also, the gods haven't even hit the first level, much less the third.
On the sliding scale of apocalypse severity from a Level 1 Disruption (Area survives intact but is permanently altered) to a Level 6 Total Annihilation (Area ceases to exist, to have ever existed, to have existed in alternate universes,etc) you're probably going to be looking at a Level 4 Extinction (Life and unlife itself are purged from the area) or a Level 5 Physical Annihilation (Area is physically destroyed and possibly remains as glass, asteroids, etc.)