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Quote from: Xantalos on September 12, 2013, 01:45:19 am

((So this explains all the sex! Almost everyone's half or full fairy tale creature that habitually fucks anything in sight!))

((Expect Angerus.))

((He's canonically sterile but he's been corrupted by Chaos anyway so his latent Slaanesh stuff counts.))

((Nope, Hecate and Circe are full human. Ashley is, probably. Darnos doesn't has secks and he's technically a ghost.))

((Actually THE's technically a ghost. Darnos is more of the result of Freaky Friday being done to a psychopath with magic.))

I'd leveled up a particular adventurer to the point where he was practically immortal. Nothing could touch him, he swatted arrows out of the air with a mining pick, picked them up, and threw them back at the bowman with enough force to shatter his spine. He had a long and detailed history of killing every bad guy ever. Then one day he woke up in the wilderness with his throat cut and around 30 gobbos surrounding him.
He goes into a martial trance.
And just slaughters his way through them. None stood a chance, and ironically once the last dude was dead, he bled out.
A good end to ye, unnamed adventurer. A good end.

((Contemplating crashing party.
Probably wont.))

SCHOOL
That said, I will snap sleep's neck and try to do something.

Darnos wakes up.
Ah, Isaac's harlot personality. How've you been?

Yep. Walk one way long enough and you'll end up back where you started.

Okey.
That said, is where we live a planet? I'm not actually sure on that.

((Darnos can't POSSIBLY walk to the dorms with a broken foot. :l))

((Derp thought they wre in the infirmary.))