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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Twilight Academy - School Thread - Orientation Day!
« on: September 10, 2013, 10:12:18 pm »
Darnos flatly stares at Victoria.
What does your shell feel when you have sex?

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: September 10, 2013, 10:11:18 pm »
Quote from: Steelmagic on September 10, 2013, 10:10:44 pm
Quote from: Kadzar on September 10, 2013, 09:56:36 pm
Quote from: Sirus on September 10, 2013, 09:53:26 pm
So today I get a job to pick up a load from a company called Mohawk Gin Inc. I'm thinking: "Sweet! the party truck rolls on!" I'm anticipating, not unreasonably, that I'll be carrying large quantities of alcoholic beverages.
The pickup location is way out in the countryside. A little unusual, but it beats busy city streets.

I get to the location and discover that my cargo is actually...hay. Bales of hay stuffed into a trailer. Most Non-Indicative Company Name Ever?
The hay is for their party pony, which secrets magical Party Juice.
I for one wouldn't drink anything that a pony secretes.
Their blood is eh. Not bad, but not really good either.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Twilight Academy - School Thread - Orientation Day!
« on: September 10, 2013, 10:10:25 pm »
What do your nerve endings feel like during orgasm?

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Twilight Academy - School Thread - Orientation Day!
« on: September 10, 2013, 10:08:24 pm »
You know what pleasure is, right?

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Twilight Academy - School Thread - Orientation Day!
« on: September 10, 2013, 10:05:50 pm »
Quote from: Empiricist on September 10, 2013, 10:04:33 pm
Victoria sort of writhes around a bit in an exaggerated attempt to stop being so embarrassed and stop blushing. It doesn't work. "Howwouldthatevenwork?OhwhyamIthinkingaboutit?It'stooembarassingtoevenconsiderit!WaitnowI'mevenmoreembarassed!WhyamIthinkingaboutafetsihIdon'tevenhave!AmIevenusingthecorrectterm?["/sub]
Darnos slaps her once more, and once that doesn't work (it won't), he laughs and walks off.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Twilight Academy - School Thread - Orientation Day!
« on: September 10, 2013, 10:00:51 pm »
Quote from: Empiricist on September 10, 2013, 09:59:46 pm
⚀ Victoria is a bit too embarrassed to think straight and realizing that Darnos though that she had lusted over Selina ended up combining over the other misunderstanding to amplify the latter. "Ow!... >_________< WhywouldIeverthinkaboutdoingsuchthingstohercorpse?That'sjustweird!"
See, what I don't understand is why if you don't understand them, you never ask clarification.
*slap*

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Other Games / Re: Cookie Clicker!
« on: September 10, 2013, 09:57:58 pm »
Grandmas are inexplicably saying ominous things related to the grandmapocalypse which isn't here yet. That normal?

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Twilight Academy - School Thread - Orientation Day!
« on: September 10, 2013, 09:52:31 pm »
Darnos slaps her.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Twilight Academy - School Thread - Orientation Day!
« on: September 10, 2013, 09:50:10 pm »
No, I used it in a different context. Lust is essentially an intense desire, a need, for something. It's just that it's usually applied to people and sex.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Twilight Academy - School Thread - Orientation Day!
« on: September 10, 2013, 09:44:53 pm »
Lust is more of a sexual thing, though. Not that you know what that means.

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Feyri needs a hug.
« on: September 10, 2013, 09:43:34 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on September 10, 2013, 09:41:39 pm
Quote from: Xantalos on September 10, 2013, 09:36:56 pm
((Every amp ever. I'll get the fleshmod amp and obtain enough flesh to grow multiple brains to have all of them.))
(([1] You turn your brain into some generic flesh. You don't think the Doctor will be able to resurrect you, only in part because you can't think anymore.
[6] You are now a giant brain.))
((Actually I plan on somehow getting enough tokens to buy that 'always succeeds' decomp so I'm guaranteed to get a 5.))

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Twilight Academy - School Thread - Orientation Day!
« on: September 10, 2013, 09:40:23 pm »
That much is obvious. However, is fulfulling your duty more important to you than dying?

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Gods and Mortals: Godhood/Pantheon Fusion (OOC) (No new applications for now)
« on: September 10, 2013, 09:39:28 pm »
Ah. Good thing ol' Trickster's been around the block a few times.
And yes that's his more accurate name, but he calls himself Raven for now.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Twilight Academy - School Thread - Orientation Day!
« on: September 10, 2013, 09:37:42 pm »
Do you desire to fulfil your duty or die?

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette:Feyri needs a hug.
« on: September 10, 2013, 09:36:56 pm »
((Every amp ever. I'll get the fleshmod amp and obtain enough flesh to grow multiple brains to have all of them.))

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