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Write 'nothing? That's alright, it's what I expected. Have a nice life and good luck getting that window back into place!'.

That done, Daniels steps away from the poor man. Now then, what to do now that I've got this weapon of incomprehensible power? Wasn't there something we were supposed to do that got us summoned here?
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Oh right yeah, the seige or whatever. Well, that can be dealt with in a bit, maybe they have a reason for wanting to kill everyone here. Hmm. Maybe there's a speaking trumpet up on the walls there?

Go up the castle walls to the nearest guard there and ask them if they have a speaking trumpet. Make sure not to get shot by any opportunistic stoats.

Action edited to comply with friendly Cthunkan

Ha, Pokemon

Ooh, Drillfiend sounds very nice. Very suitably grandiose and menacing.

Quote from: Xantalos on April 07, 2016, 08:10:01 pm

So long as you don't spoil the creature's existence. It's part of an update they've been waiting on for a while, and I want to preserve the surprise if I can.

Sure dude!

https://forums.sufficientvelocity.com/threads/from-a-dead-world-skaven-ckii-quest.18770/
I've only been going on this one for two or three months - a vast time improvement, considering I'm 9.5k words into the update so far.

Quote from: Xantalos on April 07, 2016, 07:40:03 pm

Yeah, but these guys call their gatling guns Ratling guns. Doesn't have to be punny, after all you guys are doing this basically for fun. I'm just looking for ideas after all.

Is this warhammer? and are they skaven by chance?

Yes, actually.

Oh, and if you make a rat or similar pun in the name, double points. I'm running an evil ratmen game.

I have a random question that I'm fielding to you guys because quite a few of you are pretty creative. For a game on another forum I'm running, I've invented a creature that I'll describe below, and I need a badass name for it because I can't come up with a good idea.

Take a naked mole rat and size it up so it's 50 feet long. Now instead of just 4 legs, give it 24, spaced out kinda evenly along its whole body. Put gaping maws on the ends of those limbs so it has mouths in it's palm equivalents. Replace its head with a giant drill that's enchanted with fire magic to drill through the earth faster. Put pseudo-tank treads on the outside of its body in the spaces between limbs to give it more traction. Finally, replace most of its guts with a metal compartment that transports troops. Replace its back end with a hatch to load the troops on.

What do you call such a beast? Keep in mind it has to be badass.