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Messages - Xantalos

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Poke
« on: April 03, 2016, 06:33:32 pm »
Hell, I can get you older right now, I have the parts for it.
We can rebuild her, we have the technology. She'll be slower, weaker, and grayer than ever before!
No, I don't have any girl parts inside me at the moment.
...
Oh man the double entendre opportunities for me are amazing.
How do you get girl parts inside you? Isn't it the other way around.
+5 Med skill is how. Don't question me, I'll do things to you :P

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Poke
« on: April 03, 2016, 11:46:45 am »
Hell, I can get you older right now, I have the parts for it.
We can rebuild her, we have the technology. She'll be slower, weaker, and grayer than ever before!
No, I don't have any girl parts inside me at the moment.
...
Oh man the double entendre opportunities for me are amazing.

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Poke
« on: April 03, 2016, 09:27:46 am »
Hell, I can get you older right now, I have the parts for it.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Our Salvation: the New Shape of Murder
« on: April 03, 2016, 08:47:13 am »
"...entirely worth it. I don't know exactly when I stopped caring that this wasn't a dream or a video game or something, but ... this is life more than anything else ever has been for me. And goddamn does that guy deliver."

Head back to priesty.

"Okay, now that I've confirmed that the horrific sacrifice I made for personal power has actually been delivered upon - unlike a certain other someone...thing who we'll not speak of - I'm back to hear about the prophecy! So speak up, it's about the best thing you can do for your existence right now."

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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Infinite Heavens: Rock the Boat
« on: April 02, 2016, 11:15:20 pm »
((...crab arm wizard? Know what, that sounds like a good idea.

CRAB ARM FIRE WIZARD

This kind of stuff is what really makes me like this game.))

((Oh and someone should note on the wiki page that I named the engine spirit after myself. Maybe make a category for it anyway, since it has some info about it?
...
It might matter for if I start going memetic?))

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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Infinite Heavens: Rock the Boat
« on: April 02, 2016, 11:09:08 pm »
And Xan...well he has 3 fingers and a thumb. He should also probably burninate that boneless arm because it is gonna get infected as is.
Thanks for the suggestion!

"Actually, I just had an idea about that arm issue."

Time to do something perfectly sensible. This being go get the giant crab claw.

Then magically burninate off what's left of my boneless arm, chew a leaf of my magical healing plant, and use the pent-up sacrificial magic power from the burnination to fuse the crab claw to my newly bared shoulder.

That's how magic fire works. I'm a mofukin fire wizard so that's how I know. Any plebeians watching surely would have faith that I can do this.
...
hinty hintittys


((This seems like a good idea.))

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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Infinite Heavens: Rock the Boat
« on: April 02, 2016, 10:01:11 pm »
((Oh. Well then.
...
New post!))

"I don't know if you've noticed, but I have almost no left arm. How am I supposed to pick up that thing and put it in the jeep?"

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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Infinite Heavens: Rock the Boat
« on: April 02, 2016, 09:35:54 pm »
((And FIRE MEDICINE

I'm going to heal everyone! BY BURNING THEM))

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So far I think the worst example of the Worf Effect in 40k was when Hector Rex defeated An'ggrath. Based on their stats it's basically impossible, and based on their fluff it should still be impossible.

For context Rex is a human Inquisitor and An'ggrath is the most powerful bloodthirster ever summoned into reality.
Yeah, that had to have been some sort of Tzneetchian trick or some shit. An'ggrath (his name is literally a garbled 'anger-wrath') is basically the closest thing Khorne has to a faction leader. Shouldn't be punked by some random inquisitor.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Infinite Heavens: Rock the Boat
« on: April 02, 2016, 09:10:52 pm »
((Damn, even in here I end up being the medic :P))

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Our Salvation: the New Shape of Murder
« on: April 02, 2016, 11:52:15 am »
"Okay hold on. I gotta try this thing out. Have your answer ready when I get back, alright?"

Go trot over to the Doomstones and try to use the thought to cut one of them in half. Maybe that's how it works.

Also take a look at my hand. What did I do to myself for superpowers?

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Mission 27: Blizzard Team
« on: April 02, 2016, 11:45:18 am »
Drunk people are the best people to pry information out of!

Tell me your name at least.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Infinite Heavens: Rock the Boat
« on: April 01, 2016, 10:28:29 pm »
((I s'pose John's not going to last long. I guess it's time for me to say that we had a good run together. I'll wait for a statement from PW to confirm death though.))
If they find a body to put you in you could live.

Hyenankle's might open up soon.
Deer dude I beheaded.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Our Salvation: the New Shape of Murder
« on: April 01, 2016, 06:02:50 pm »
"Well. So these are the words the well mentioned. Interesting."

He looks for a while at the unconscious blacksmith.

"That hurt like almost nothing ever has, you know. But the result ... a lot of things are focused on the mind here. I should've expected it.

Perhaps I should go test it out. Not on you, you've given me this and I need armor. But someone."


He goes and steps outside the hut, taking in a deep breath. It's not often you get to appreciate your surroundings, and the residual excruciating pain makes things clearer.

Hmm. Hadn't priestly buddy said something about prophecy or some shit? Maybe he should ask him.

Is priesty still sobbing outside the hut? If so, go ask him what he meant about that prophecy from way back when. If he's not there, look for where he could've gone. Not many places a near-crisp offed dude can get in that short a time, after all.

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