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Darnos borrows a bracelet again.[All] <Hello? Guys, what happened when I was out?>
Gods always like to gain power. But trust me, you got nothing from the slashfic.Oh no the slashfic wasn't shipping.I said I don't approve of sex, not that I don't gain power from it.
Remember when you said you gain no power from sex?
And what makes you think my fic was shipping?
And thus, that was how Darnos X Bone_Spider began...*cue Darnos**cue Bone Spider**cue Lyle looking at all of them and then reading his book without a single fuck having been given*
*Darnos reads a book*We've out replied ER by a couple, I think. And I am talking about TA?Guys.How about ER or TA?
We've outdone LaFoTM in replies.
We just need to outdo one more RP in replies dammit!Speaking of which, READ LoLD NAO.What's that?
Also:
*cue Angel being too young for any character to engage sexytime with without getting lynched*
*cue Darnos*
*cue Darnos**cue Bone Spider**cue Lyle looking at all of them and then reading his book without a single fuck having been given*
It can also show you how to avoid sexytimes. (By having MoM as an admin. :v)By having a school rule saying 'no sex you irresponsible shits'
HOLY FAT AMERICAN JEEZUS...
Goddamnit Ross! Now I have to memorize all of those artifacts and I can't stop thinking about a Wizard hat with dildos on it.
You know exactly how to devour my time, don't you?
Only thing that could make this worse would be if someone linked to a TVtropes page I hadn't yet seen.
