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General Discussion / Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« on: August 16, 2013, 09:23:10 am »
+155, somehow.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 5: The Path of Dreams
« on: August 16, 2013, 09:11:06 am »((Pst, swords are bad against armor))((A test. If this works I can reform it into something else. I think.))
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 5: The Path of Dreams
« on: August 16, 2013, 09:08:38 am »
I've been meaning to try this stuff out.
Attempt to materialize a sword made out of tiny chairs using my chair magic!
Attempt to materialize a sword made out of tiny chairs using my chair magic!
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Roll To Dodge / Re: A dorfy RTD
« on: August 16, 2013, 09:06:12 am »
Spawn as an elephant somewhere in the wilderness.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Gods and Mortals: Godhood/Pantheon Fusion (OOC/Applications)
« on: August 16, 2013, 09:04:37 am »
Okay, hurblurbl. Turn up sometime today, methinks.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Life Begins At Death - Chapter 5: The Path of Dreams
« on: August 16, 2013, 09:00:59 am »
Niklas trundles out of the sewer and into the alley.
What's all this now?
What's all this now?
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Dungeon Quest - Chapter 1.49
« on: August 16, 2013, 08:58:53 am »
Bukkar's eyes flutter open.
Bwuh? *hweeeeeerg*, he grumbles as he vomits directly next to him and looks up -
directly at a horse's ass.
He frowns, for he knows that no normal horse is as foppish as that ass would indicate. Then he looks slightly to the left and sees an even more foppish human arse.
Oh, he grunts, displeased by this turn of events. She turned her daughter into a horse. Great.
He determinedly stumbles to the market to find something to cure this damn Vomiting, and for an ale barrel and two wheels. These can be stolen/extorted off of anything.
((Nice idea, Dwarmin!))
Bwuh? *hweeeeeerg*, he grumbles as he vomits directly next to him and looks up -
directly at a horse's ass.
He frowns, for he knows that no normal horse is as foppish as that ass would indicate. Then he looks slightly to the left and sees an even more foppish human arse.
Oh, he grunts, displeased by this turn of events. She turned her daughter into a horse. Great.
He determinedly stumbles to the market to find something to cure this damn Vomiting, and for an ale barrel and two wheels. These can be stolen/extorted off of anything.
((Nice idea, Dwarmin!))
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Alien
« on: August 16, 2013, 08:48:33 am »
Herp Herp turn up later.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: A dorfy RTD
« on: August 16, 2013, 02:55:25 am »
Mandate construction of eggs.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Dwarf
« on: August 16, 2013, 01:56:09 am »Yeah, I can be a bit of a sucker for geology and geophysics myself, but then Xantalos smacked his face into the planet and sort of made that a moot point.I'm the best god ever.
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you RRAAAAGGGGEEEE today thread: Geostupidity Edition
« on: August 16, 2013, 01:45:55 am »If you were, you'd just get them to fly up and lift your trailer to the destination.They tried that on Mythbusters and it failed.
CHECKMATE ATHEISTS
CHECKMATE GOD
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Guild of Adventurers [4/4]
« on: August 16, 2013, 01:40:04 am »
Grabbing Krusk the Orc.
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General Discussion / Re: [ヽ（°ヮ。）ノ] HEADPANTS RETURNS! (Happy Thread)
« on: August 16, 2013, 01:31:16 am »Still alive. (And posting when I should be asleep.)We know from the things you post that you're a woman's man, and judging from your post content you have no time to talk. Glad you're staying alive.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Battle Arena: Flabort Wins! Team Battle initiated!
« on: August 16, 2013, 12:03:31 am »I'm gald to ees so.No porbelm.Your spelling made me smile. I don't know why.