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Some people think that being a drunkard is easy, but it's actually quite a subtle art. You can't fall prey to the first few tankards or you appear weak, not able to hold your alcohol. However, if you're already somewhat into your groove occasionally people, being what they are, try to test your capacity for drink themselves. So it was with Bukkar tonight.
He was slumped on a table half covered with vomit, but he was downing one pint of shitty beer that you only get in those places that only hardcore drunkards seem to end up in. He didn't really notice when a stranger approached, strangely sober in this place where the walls were practically made out of drunk.
Hello there, friend, he called, grinning.

-rest later-

((Well, I don't really know anything about Queen either, but at least I take solace in having known that they exist. I mostly knew them from "Show Must Go On" and "I Want To Break Free" though, not their apparently more well-known pieces like "Bohemian Rhapsody". ))

((Bohemian Rhapsody?))

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Down at Taekwondo I have an instructor who is at least 50, short, squat and can kick the arse of everyone ever. Not kidding.

Exactly. I'm at a camp with 60 year old men who could kill a person in less than a second.
IT'S AMAZING

On the debate about existing:



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Thank you for listening.

[You should really go raiding a furniture store.]

((I will at some point, but for now I promised to be muscle for these guys.))

What the hell happened in Sexism Thread #23?
0_o

"Okay, so, what do you guys think - when we get back, do we try to come up with a good reason why this whole thing happened, plead ignorance or tell the cruel truth?"

Keep on hobbling back to base. Patrolling probably wouldn't do much good with the state we're in, particularly since the market district seems pretty screwed.

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Also stacy still has a fucking Nuke. Dancy pants has a nuke.

A nuke.

((This nuke is a ticking time bomb. We really shouldn't be trusted with the responsibility of caring for it. It's exchausting to keep worrying that it blows up.

We should just blow it up, and that way Stacy won't have a nuke. Problem solved!))

((Luckily, there should be the perfect riot to use it on soon enough!))

What do you mean? Of course it wasn't us, whoever did this terrible act must've been some terrible person who is against The Radiant One!
^{He he he}

Go back to base, since any likely criminals have probably been killed.