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ENTICE BOSS TO EAT ME
POSSESS MCGUFFIN

Quote from: jaass on August 09, 2013, 03:17:49 pm

What is the ETA on the update?

I'm gong to start writing it when it is 21:00 where I am.

How long away is that?
In hours I mean.

Niklas pipes air through his newly formed vocal cords, producing a sound not unlike calming flute music. He does this for a few seconds, testing it out, before replying.

Yes, I can hear you, though everything is very loud. I learned magic with nothing but force of will and the help of a Viking shaman I knew.
Also, my wife and child came to converse with me, which did wonders for me not going more insane than I habitatually am.
Thank you, Torkel. Thank you, Helsvar.

Fuck me.

Run to party. Aquire health potion from party. Get healed. If pursued by zombie, throw cheese to distract it.
QUICKTRAVEL OUT OF HERE

Quote from: Xantalos on August 09, 2013, 05:05:24 am

Quote from: 10ebbor10 on August 09, 2013, 05:02:56 am

And outdated.

Not so much. Computers get replaced much faster than magic is.

Because magic, in it's entirety, was replaced.

And I'm bringing it back in old crotchety bastard style whether you young pups like it or not!

I can also take your soul from your twitching, smoking carcass, old man.

You forget, the older the wizard, the more badass he generally is.
I'm really goddamn old.

Awesome. In a short amount of time we burned down a large swath of jungle, I 'tamed' a crocodile ABD am likely to die fighting it by choking on a fish I attempted to swallow without chewing at all, and one guy became a fire demon.