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Niklas chairgrins.
Ha ha! I now have power over chairs! I know exactly what to do with this amazing power.

Indicate that I should be given speaking stuff and sense organs to Erin for now.

He then answers his family.
Well, Torkel, I think it only worke because I was a chair, but if you want to fuse with other people to become a flesh golem of some sort, go ahead.
Dearest Helsvar, I'm fine! I just need fingers now and I can cook again! I'll be just fine ... ehehehe
Hehehehehehehehe
Hahahahaha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
He abruptly stops evilly laughing.
*ahem*
But yes, I'll be fine.

Both, Cheesecake. Both.

Urg Dragon Age Origins is too awesome. It sucked out all my strategizing time. So! Err ... I'll evaluate just how fucked we are and edit this post with the recommended tactics.

So someone needs to heal Neun and Tarana. Neun, feel free to call on Darsh, it's not like things can go any worse. I'll heal my deafness and set the grease on fire, maybe help heal the wounded. Morgrod should do his thing, though if he could do a mass debuff I'd be grateful, maybe kill a priest or two. Zoah, focus on either killing the priests or KOing the Shin priests, excepting the high priest who I'll do. Neun, once the grease is on fire I need you to intensify the flames or maybe cause it to form temporary fire beings that go around and kill stuff at your command. Or both; both works well.

This is just rudimentary for now; if anyone has any ideas let me know.

Maximize your Charisma stat and Bullshitting skill; you'll need it.

Quote from: Xantalos on August 08, 2013, 02:38:48 am

There's a gigantic fucking fly that's been buzzing around my room for the last three hours. I can't kill it because the thing's fucking huge and I don't have access to anything heavy and it's attracted to my light.
The buzzing is so goddamned irritating.

Then go get something heavy.

I activated cat protocol.

Quote from: Xantalos on August 08, 2013, 02:36:00 am

A hot shower after 6 days doing nothing but rolling around in pig shit for 6 hours then spending 5 hours in a desert.

That is horrifying. I came here to see happy things, and instead I got Xantalos.

Sirus asked.

Do you know what's better than a nice hot shower after nearly a week of not having any at all?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

The answer is nothing. Oh, how I love feeling clean again.

If I didn't have to wake up in five hours, I'd feel even better.

A hot shower after 6 days doing nothing but rolling around in pig shit for 6 hours then spending 5 hours in a desert.