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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Dungeon Quest - Chapter 1.43
« on: August 06, 2013, 07:08:33 am »
Sword of Severing the limbs off of Skeleton Wizard 3!
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Lordship Spinoff, in another universe
« on: August 06, 2013, 07:05:44 am »Dominic SoanThis seems goodly.
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: August 06, 2013, 06:17:40 am »
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
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I can't math right now.
Wait.
Wait.
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I can't math right now.
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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: August 06, 2013, 06:12:24 am »
So that means that Life = God - Truth.
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I'm going to have quite a lot of fun with the Jehovah's witnesses in my neighborhood. Thank you, Truean.
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I'm going to have quite a lot of fun with the Jehovah's witnesses in my neighborhood. Thank you, Truean.
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General Discussion / Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« on: August 06, 2013, 05:13:34 am »Eh, "X Setting Meets 40K and is Promptly Eviscerated and Mindfucked" gets sort of dull after a few hundred times.See, I do find the mini horses getting mindfarcked funny, but the daemons there have no imagination, no verve to their torture! It's all just 'Raaagh blood good rage fight', 'cough wheeze want disease hug', 'Imma paranoid as fuck guy who likes magic and plans for everything' and 'SENSATIONS EVEN THOUGH I HAVE NO NERVE ENDINGS GLAAAAH'. No real imagination, ya know?
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General Discussion / Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« on: August 06, 2013, 12:12:15 am »Same ... for some. The ones where they turn out horribly are kinda fun, though honestly 40k daemon business is kinda dull.Now you know how I feel when I see MLP Warhammer 40k crossovers.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3qS0odekuUThe excellent sig in your sig prevented me from digitally strangling him.
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General Discussion / Re: [ヽ（°ヮ。）ノ] HEADPANTS RETURNS! (Happy Thread)
« on: August 06, 2013, 12:10:50 am »Why do you people give me these thingsAlmost certainly this, which is infinitely better than the official novelization.Found out about the Tiberium Wars fanfic.Which one is it?
this line is the one that shall make me read it:
'Yea verily, though I charge through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil, for I am driving a house-sized mass of "fuck you."'
EDIT: Oh god, there's an Annual Black Hand Taco Fiesta XD
Now I have to read it
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Roll To Dodge / Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Dwarf
« on: August 06, 2013, 12:10:06 am »Bigger hair, bigger muscles, face looks like you're taking an enormous shit.Advance to Super Dwarf form 2.Just so you know, I've never seen DBZ, so I don't actually know any more about it than internet memes.
So I have no idea what a second form would be.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Dodge the Tyger: Turn 10: Actually Famished
« on: August 06, 2013, 12:08:49 am »
Grab the fish by the tail and pull it out. Proceed to beat Kevin about the head with it while yelling at him until he sits the f¥€§ down and shuts the feck up.
Then chop the fish into little pieces with one of my many knives and eat the pieces.
Remove the bones first.
Then chop the fish into little pieces with one of my many knives and eat the pieces.
Remove the bones first.
I hope that Tony doesn't die of choking. Then he could say that "taming" a crocodile wasn't moronic because it didn't kill him.((Why, I'm mildly offended! I still have several large knives I could kill Kevin with.))
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Word association game—2^13.88 and up!
« on: August 05, 2013, 11:46:20 pm »
Use linguini.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Alien
« on: August 05, 2013, 11:40:26 pm »
Oh dear.
Consult memories, if answer not found send FB 2 to go search for the answer.
Consult memories, if answer not found send FB 2 to go search for the answer.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Bay12 Goes to Vegas
« on: August 05, 2013, 11:25:59 pm »So we now have four guys... gonna wait for Xantalos and then I'll start this up.Derp. Sheet up soon.
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General Discussion / Re: Amazingly Stupid Things You've Heard People Say
« on: August 05, 2013, 11:24:26 pm »https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3qS0odekuUThe excellent sig in your sig prevented me from digitally strangling him.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Trapped: Talking Heads
« on: August 05, 2013, 10:33:38 pm »[My planar senses are tingling... They suggest not messing with that thing.]((Your planar senses should have said 'don't try to kill the god', but ah well.))
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are Trapped: Talking Heads
« on: August 05, 2013, 10:20:17 pm »
((I am interested in how he's going to kill Tali and Kaltukk.))