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Messages - Xantalos

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General Discussion / Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« on: July 24, 2013, 11:29:06 pm »
Oh hey Sirus is a god now.
I'll leave the traditional noogie.

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Huh. Well, at least he didn't ask you if you had skin or not.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are a Armed and Deadly
« on: July 24, 2013, 11:26:25 pm »
Begin RUSSIAN ROBBERY with RUSSIAN PALS. Use RUSSIAN MIND BULLETS to power RUSSIAN GUN to rob store for ALCOHOL.

Sorry if this offends any actual Russisns.

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Also, one of my students asked if I was white today.
...
Are you? Cake doesn't usually have skin.

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Back to school commercials on TV, for clothing stores of all things. Not anything really worth disturbing the wonderful balance of summer, just commercials for being fashionable at school.

It's not even August yet. Why, universe, why.
I've seen them too.
FUCK YOU COMPANIES NO ONE WANTS TO BUY SCHOOL SHIT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SUMMER

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Roll To Dodge / Re: (Illustrated) Roll to Dwarf
« on: July 24, 2013, 11:20:48 pm »
MAN THIS PANSYASS BITCH AIN'T NO GORGE DUBBUYA BUSH, BITCH! I SEEN DIS HEER COUNTRY BECOM A SISSY LIBERAL PARADYS BUY U NOU WAT U LITTL TWITS
WER GUNNA GO KIL US SUME TERRISTS
AND THEN ERREBADY GONNA HAVE A BARBEEQUE
AND MERICA GONNA MERICA

((Am I doing it right?))

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I should give myself a name, right?
My name here is Bang Magnum! Thank you Derm


Move to aim at nearest Whitewashed. Perform impression of X-Com Heavy who succeeded on their roll (ie shoot the bastard)

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Follow Chink
Keep an eye out for aliums

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Very well.

Meditate on cooking until the desired state is reached.

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General Discussion / Re: Your Age - Poll!
« on: July 24, 2013, 03:15:07 pm »
So, uh, Xantalos. Are you, uh, trying to call me out on using a generalization?

If so, you've fallen right into my trap, youngin.
No, I found it funny how easily it could be misconstrued as one. Deliberate, right?

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General Discussion / Re: Your Age - Poll!
« on: July 24, 2013, 03:06:26 pm »
Not surprised at all. When I was in the 14-18 age bracket, I faked being older, too. You just have to play to the stereotype. Generally, you can catch on to a person's age by how they react to serious issues, since even "smart" young folks colour everything they say with vast inexperience and lack of research. They also tend to argue that statements are "generalizations" because they haven't noticed how similar people in the same culture actually are. Probably because they feel they've broken the teenage mould by posting on internet forums and not throwing temper tantrums during online games. I haven't used the term generalization for a few years now, and I've never found anybody older than me who does.

That's the pattern I've been picking up on ever since I was a part of it, anyway.
:P

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Exactly as expected. Perfect.

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Hmm.

Push way out of crowd and find May.

That shouting person just expressed an extreme desire to have violent sexual intercourse with his oppressors. I believe you are interested in that activity?

Continue observing the shouting from a distance.

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People use public transport to travel, not to find mates >.>
You sure? Isn't mating the point of biology or something?
Do eldrich abdominations have sex drives?
Many anime seem to think so.
Most of us don't talk about those guys.

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Hmm. So if someone weakened their neighborhood support, then they could fall...
Would you hypothetically prefer to have the cult of my god in power? He does directly support your effort, and you could worship Him - or Her, doesn't really apply - and still get away with it because since Kezilam and Mo'kar are just aspects of the same god you would still be not lying when you say you worship Kezilam.


Hypothetical conversion attempt. If he seems interested tell him about God.
Tell him the creation story only if he asks for it.

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