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Quote from: Xantalos on July 18, 2013, 01:44:06 pm

Quote from: Zanzetkuken The Great on July 18, 2013, 01:42:31 pm

Quote from: Xantalos on July 18, 2013, 01:13:18 pm

This! Will! Stay! Aliiiiiiiive!

If the turn comes within the next week, then this is going to be delayed by virtue of me not being in any place with electronics.

Dude this is Slaves to DZA. We have more patience than some gods, we'll be fine.

Forgot about that.

It's kinda invalid now anyways.

FUCKING SPOILERS.

xantie-chaaaaaaaaaaaan
i learned things
not enough of them but too many also
i may or may not need your personal brain bleach supply, assuming you still keep that around (i know all about your fuckups when you made a human form next to yourself and then glanced over when switching and you just kept doing that like it was on purpose)

point is if i manage to turn myself blue and get on drugs i can do an accurate larp of slog from freeformschoolers warrens and IT FUCKING FIZZLES EVERYWHERE and i hardly have any idea how to make it stop but hey i am alive and probably mentally scarred for life so it's a zero sum game if you think this is a motherfucking game of course

it's times like these that i am glad i am doing this in the middle of fucking nowhere yet close enougn to civilization to be near a major broadcast array for the whole general area so i get delicious internet

also the fizzling appears to be fire but isn't hot? further research necessary

Oh dear. Er...you were experimenting in the drug fires weren't you? Hmm. Frizzle sounds like ... *muttering*
Sleep it off then follow the fifth dream you have. I think it'll work.

See, the only time I can get a good jump is when I go stalking serial killers.

Niklas sighed as much as it is possible for a chair to do. 
Torkeluweragnaharalniklastur, I'll answer your questions in one conversation. For now, I need to talk with Kruubalnitsomapürongadēe. 

Kruub, as you can probably tell, I've been turned into a chair and I need to get back to my regular body, preferably with some cooking implements. So I need you to get me hallucinating and then make them real for me when I say. I'll consider us even if you do this, in repayment for me convincing my chef instructor Dârbobītastanacoodlintavor not to make you into hermit crab cakes.

Niklas chuckles, the motion expressing itself in a series of judders and squeaks. 

Honestly, this is probably what I deserve for getting mixed up with mages without being one. Can you believe the people in the town I got chopped up in thought I was a raider? Bah. I'm not nearly experienced enough to be a professional yet.
Drifting back to the matter at hand, he addresses the Norsemen and women once again. 
How are you here, anyway? I can't see, hear, feel, smell, speak or move.

Quote from: mastahcheese on July 21, 2013, 02:37:32 am

Quote from: Xantalos on July 20, 2013, 11:00:07 pm

Quote from: Remuthra on July 20, 2013, 10:57:37 pm

Quote from: Xantalos on July 20, 2013, 10:57:05 pm

Yes I was insane and sleep deprived when I typed that.

Was?

I switch off and on, plus I change my definitions of sane and insane constantly.

So basically,

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Sure sounds like Xantalos!

Why, though? Then I'd have no one to mess with.

Posting to watch and reserve.

EY EY EY DON'T GO INSULTING THE MUTHAFUCKIN TELETUBBIES
NUNU IS NO ONE'S BITCH