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Quote from: Xantalos on July 18, 2013, 01:50:19 am

Quote from: Xantalos on July 18, 2013, 12:53:35 am

Spawn as a colossal fire snake that is the mantle.
That has fire and earth magic.
First sphere fire.

I will repeat this until I get spawned. The universe will end before I stop trying.

Or, you know, someone else will get the fire sphere first and then you'll have to settle on earth, unless that's taken, too.

No no you don't understand.
I *will* get the post fulfilled.
It is inevitable.
If I have to crack the planet open, it will happen.
It
Is
Inevitable



In case you can't tell, I've decided to switch on my insaneish persona for this thing.

If you're a Merchant Mage you can take a prestige class at sons level - think it was 15 or summat - that turns you into a golem made of money, so the explosion will actually heal you.

Dude

After I buy and finish ME3, I'm totally doing a similar thing.  Renegade Vanguard don't-fuck-with-me machine.

Also, Kirk will romance all da wimminz and be totally chill with them killing each other over him.

Unless you be very short, inefficient.

Waitwaitwait.
You think you would have won in a dirty fight?
*falls over laughing*

There's been a fire near where I live, and apparently it's bad enough for smoke to become a second layer of clouds or something. The sky is orange, light that shines through curtains and such is a sickly orange, it's dark out, and the sun is red. This is unreal. I think the fire woke up Xantalos.

Zzzzwha?

All right. You're with a paladin of good and such right now so excessive assery would be a detriment. Good to have you on the team! Now we can start dealing some real damage.
Oh and I vote Feaster to become a nuclear kobold.