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Messages - Xantalos

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Gladys, do you have any rope?

24107
Meditate on the true nature of cooking. Focus my entire mind - nay, my whole being on it!

24108
Look for a pulley of some sort, or a rope, or something. If not found, try to push the gate open again. If that fails, knock on the gate. If that doesn't work, attempt to attract attention from inside via yelling. If not that, look for passerby and ask how to get in.

24109
Roll To Dodge / Re: The Pit of Magic: A Perplexicon Game. [Hair Band]
« on: July 15, 2013, 03:20:06 pm »
He seems mildly perplexed.
He could be quite an icon.

Oh, and would you crazy people mind becoming murderous crazy people?
For once, no.

24110
Roll To Dodge / Re: The Wind Beneath Your Feet: Now at it's end.
« on: July 15, 2013, 03:13:52 pm »
Now, there's a move you won't find in a fighting game!

Also: Kj, you fool, you stabbed the portrait! You should take a step back and attack his fatigue bar!
Actually, play any game with Deadpool.

24111
Casually walk away, disengage from combat, etc.
If assaulted, damage enemy genitals. 

24112
Go with May for town duty.

24113
I find it funny to watch them squirm.
Xantalos, you are horrible.
That's partially the point.

24114
DF Adventure Mode Discussion / Re: Dying of Old Age
« on: July 15, 2013, 05:49:41 am »
I've had it happen. Given, it was after adventuring for 100-odd years and killing every megabeast on the planet, but eventually I died of old age while going to a village to retire.

24115
I'm really liking Mass Effect. I've tried to avoid spoilers in this game, so I'm having fun with going through the game kicking the crap out of everyone and being a wise sensei Shepard who happens to look exactly like Samuel L Jackson.

24116
Dale let out a quiet huff and stood up from the bench. Without acknowledging anything further, he strode out of the park and into the black of the back alleys of the city.
Towards home.
Past the stim dealers, booze peddlers, pocket inspectors, down into the back alleyways, the filth and grime everpresent.
He blasted the dirt from his direct path as he walked through it and eventually he came to the little alcove in one of the parts of the city that always seems to be hidden, no matter where it is. It wasn't much; several thousand locks on the door, a door, a thin matress...not much in all. But it was home, and Dale's anger lessened just a tiny bit at the sight of it.
He would get a job. Then his plan could begin.

Assuming it's night, head back to house location and sleep until morning.
Have violent dreams.

24117
How so wierd?
Attempt to entice someone to sit in me and then attempt to cook them.

24118
No seriously. We're essentially a bone golem thing, right? We can build out body big enough to become a gigantic flying city/robot/whatever.

24119
Telepathically communicate with them and ask them to stop shooting at our house. Seek employment from them as well.
Employment? Screw that; we be dragon. Employ them.
Yeah but if we ask to be payed in firearms, we could study it and figure out how it works. Then we could attach cannons to ourselves. Later on, we could try using instant sublimation of ice in conjunction with bone structures and ice shards to create ice rifles inbuilt into us. You know, so that people don't try to mug us while we're running our Ventriloquy & Puppet show.
...
Screw the puppet show, I know what to do.
We build ourselves into a giganitc flying castle.

24120
That old Justice League cartoon theme tune. It was the best theme tune of all the ever.

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